Do you know of any good day care/abattoirs? I'm thinking of starting one,

[Rabrrrrrr]

and I'd like to see some models of how others are doing it.

[MrCoffee]

1. Miss Palin's School of Refinement and Field Dressing is the gold standard

[XemaSab]

2. You're going to need some dingoes

n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features

with all the advantages of modern design. The children arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last 20 feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large containers...

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I'm sorry, did you say 'knives'?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Rotating knives, yes

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Do I take it you are proposing to slaughter my charges?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Does that not fit in with your plans?

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. It fits in...

perfectly.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Yes, well...

that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist! YOU EXCREMENT! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Would you like to be a Freemason?

We can go on a camping holiday together.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. He asked me! He asked me!

[Dogtown]

14. Recycle, Wastrel!

The kinder make excellent chum and pet-food!



:patriot:

[Inchworm]

10. Follow the sheep for clear examples

They are usually taut the same way in the end.

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

11. Sod the abattoir.