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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:33 AM
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How long does it take you to fry chicken?
because apparently it takes Oeditpus Rex 2 hours! I wonder if the chicken was still alive when he started?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:34 AM
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1. I think he had to chase the chicken around the yard awhile first!
:7
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:36 AM
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2. Maybe he shoulda bought her a drink first?
Feeling better? :hi:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:50 AM
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3. It put up a fight




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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:53 AM
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4. Locking; Calling out other DUers for their mad cooking skillz is against forum rules.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:55 AM
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5. I'm not sure what he was doing with the chicken for that long...
but I sincerely doubt cooking it is the whole story :hide:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 01:06 AM
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6. Locking: Calling out DUers for their mad XXX skillz is against forum rules.
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 01:07 AM
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7. As long
as it takes to load a Futurama CD. Most of them like HyperChicken better.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 01:22 AM
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8. Two HOURS??????
Did he raise it from an egg before he heated the oil?

:wow:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 01:23 AM
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9. I think he might have had a mating pair of chickens who
produced the egg and then he cooked it!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 01:25 AM
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10. I hope he at least respected
their privacy.

:blush:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 02:42 AM
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11. Counting the time necessary to remove the duck tape?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 02:46 AM
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12. As long as it takes me to pop a Quorn Faux Chicken patty in the mircrowave.
Much easier to subdue a vegetarian chicken substitute. :) Though you can get freezer numbness if you have to dig it out of the back. Pretty brutal, sometimes.
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 03:45 AM
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13. Duh!!
He had to choke it first.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 12:10 PM
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18. ......
:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 04:02 AM
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14. Maybe he can tell us which one came first; the chicken or the egg.
He started frying that chicken that long ago. He may know now. :rofl:
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Steerpike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 04:19 AM
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15. hMMMM
I usually buy skinless breasts. Soak them in milk and egg mixture. Roll them in Krusteaz and them drop them in very hot oil. If they are defrosted...they usually take about 10 minutes to properly cook...
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 10:32 AM
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16. Locking.
Chicken thread.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-08 10:45 AM
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17. 15 minutes to drive to the store
5 minutes to buy some yummy fried chicken from the deli (not that frozen boxed crap)

15 minutes to drive back

30 minutes to heat


so 65 minutes. Deal.
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