Nominations please: a new pet for Shrub now that 'Spot' is RIP

[emad]

Poor Spot, a useless life of being Shrub's mut...then sadly despatched by lethal injection last Sunday.....



Pity they got the wrong mut when it came to the jab....

[Kamika]

1. Let's say nobody can pick a monkey

That's too easy

[emad]

2. Howabout a Gorilla? or a highly poisonous snake (he could call

it Karl after Karl Rove) like a King Mamba....or a parrot who knows how to say: Vote Republican

[DBoon]

8. Can't pick any animal

more intelligent than Shrub. No primates, please.

They wuold end up keeping HIM as a pet. A monkey with a trained president!

[meti57b]

3. an amoeba? ... might be the only pet that dumber than he is.

[peekaloo]

4. Gerbil

they're easier to carry around.

[emad]

5. Not as easy as a Tanzanian Stick insect......

or a tarantula from Toledo....

[Philosophy]

6. A sheep

To represent the American people's gullability and willingness to be violated.

[demnan]

7. They should just put a leash on Laura

and drag her around. She's the most degraded pet he's got.

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. A Weasel would be appropriate

[blindpig]

10. too obvious, a pet rock

I wouldn't submit a rabid, leperous cockroach to that scumbags care or company, much less any other lifeform.

[pansypoo53219]

11. how about a frog.

he can make up for his past.

[SoCalDem]

12. He can pick from the Freaky Pet Parade..Here's a few to choose from

[ChiefHappyButt]

13. quiznos rat looking things

somebody had to say it.

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. He cartainly can't get a parrot.

It might repeat something it hears in the WH. Then * would be impeached and tried for treason. Can't let that happen.

[boobooday]

15. Tarantula?

I think it is cruelty to animals to even contemplate putting another innocent creature in the hands of this monster. :-)

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[bluedeminredstate]

16. Whatever creature he gets

I'm sure he'll pick a name just as imaginative as Spot. :boring:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned what a lame name the dog had. It's the dog name cliche of all time. It's like he and Laura said
"let's not take two minutes to think of a name, we'll call him Spot."
It's probably from the only book Chimpy can remember reading - you know, the Dick, Jane, Spot series from first and second grades.
There will be another Dog for image purposes (and to carry around like a purse as he makes his way to Marine One). Expect it
to be named something like Rover unless someone names the dog ahead of time like Christy Todd Whitman did when she gave Chimp and Pickles the Scottie named Barney.
BTW, what's their cat's name? If it's something that shows that actual thought went into the naming process, I'll take it all back.

[achtung_circus]

17. An ostrich

so they can stick their heads in the sand together and pretend that everything is just hunky-dory.

BTW hunky dory is small Ukrainian fishing boat

[Lisa]

18. a slug ...

It's spineless, devours just about anything it comes across (including other slugs) and leaves a trail of slime everywhere it goes. Perfect for W.

By the way, he has quite the paunch in that photo!

[Cuban_Liberal]

19. A ferret--- HOURS of amusement for...

the ferret, teaching Dubya some simple tricks.

[historian]

20. A leech

He can carry it on his neck, next to his artery.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. That black widow spider that killed its German owner...

must need a new home.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

22. here's one...