Well fuck it all.

[RevolutionaryActs]

I'm drunk. I couldn't fully celebrate on Tuesday - so I guess I am tonight. This could be one of those "ask me anything" threads, because those are always fun with a drunk person. :P But I don't really care... I'm just so fucking happy about President Obama! :bounce:

AND Elrond, Sasquatch, before you start in with the DrunkyMcSlushPants shit, just know that I will kick your asses later!

[DarkTirade]

1. Why did the Mountain Dew?

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Because it was singing Yodeladyhoo?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

2. What are you drunk on?

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Cosmopolitans.

How is my wife doing tonight? :P

[graywarrior]

6. My aunt died and I have no feelings about it

Other than that, I'm great!

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm sorry.

:(

[graywarrior]

11. Don't be

I hadn't seen her in 30 years. Our family is weird.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Well, I can undetstand that.

I haven't seen my dad's side of the family in years. On my mom's side I know my grandparents, but I've never met either of my mom's brothers.

[graywarrior]

17. No wonder we're hitched.

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. I know.

MWAH! :*

[graywarrior]

27. Mwah back!

[Rising Phoenix]

3. I'm drunk too!

:toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Well hell,

let's party. :toast:


How you doin' sweetie?

[Rising Phoenix]

10. fabolous

and you my dear :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I'm wonderful!

I think I'll be riding the high of the election for the next four years. :rofl:

[yvr girl]

8. You drink?!

I'm shocked.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. I know.

What can I say? I just needed to celebrate. :P

[yvr girl]

13. I was so tired on Wednesday

I wanted to stay up and watch the results on Tuesday etc. But, my alarm goes off at 1:30 am. sigh

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. 1:30? That is HARSH.

I couldn't do it.

[yvr girl]

21. On the plus side

I'm done by 10:30 am

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Ok, that would help.

:silly:

[crim son]

14. Listen, young 'un.

I had a job interview and a house showing on Wednesday so I stayed stone cold sober Tuesday night as well. Then the rest of the week was fucked but tonight! Well tonight I opened a bottle of wine and I imagine I'll drink it. Wait for me before you pass out!

And, meeeeee toooooo! So fucking happy about President Obama! It's been a long time since I've felt this way, a long time!

:bounce: :hug: :woohoo: :hug: :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Hopefully they both went well!

I said to my mom, it's amazing to have a president that you trust, have faith in, respect, AND like! I'm so freaking happy. :bounce:

[crim son]

22. I don't think I've ever performed so poorly in an interview.

Post-menopausal women hate me. :P But I also let fly a few classic lines such as, "I don't make a good first impression," and "... Uh, no. Now that you say that, perhaps I'm not the best candidate for this job." How the FUCK does one leave gracefully once you know it's a lost cause? Laughing. One does not: one sits there as if oblivious. The rejection notice was in my inbox before I got home.

No worries. Hey, can I borrow a couple bucks? :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Of couse, how much you need?

:D

[crim son]

30. Damn. I was hoping you'd refuse me,

then I'd call you a sad excuse for a friend, then you could write back with compassion but just a bit pissed off at my presumption and finally I could regale you with notices of your poor character & accuse you of being a closet repuke. Ah well. Maybe next time. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. *snort*

:rofl:


You would doubt me? I'm offended! :cry:

[crim son]

39. Well, you ARE betrothed to graywarrior.

And I know how she can be... :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

23. Cupcake!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. RUPERT!

:D

[Danger Mouse]

28. Rupert says hello, and begs not to be eaten.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. He's too cute to eat.

He's safe. :P

[Danger Mouse]

32. I'd make fun of you being drunk, but it's getting kind of cliche.

So I'll just give you a hug. :hug: Because it'll alarm you and make you unsure of what to do next.

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Danger Will Robinson... Danger!

:P


What if I hug you back? WHAT THEN!?!?


:hug:


HA! Take that! :P

[Danger Mouse]

35. You ruined my plan

and made Rupert cry.

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Did not!

Rupert is far too cute to cry.

[Danger Mouse]

40. He cries gumdrop tears.

Now I know this. All because of you.

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Is this going to turn into a Kelly Clarkson music video?

:P

[Danger Mouse]

45. Perhaps. Kelly Clarkson isn't at all hard on the eyes, after all.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Well ok then.

Elrond loves Kelly. Good to know. :P

[Danger Mouse]

51. That's not true. Are you going to point and laugh and sing an obnoxious sing-songy thing at me?

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. No.

I would NEVER do that.....

[Danger Mouse]

60. Something tells me that you would do that gleefully.

C'mon, pumpkin. You know you love to rub my face in stuff. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. I have no idea what you're talking about!

Stop saying such ridiculous lies about me!! :P

[Danger Mouse]

66. I cannot tell a lie. I'm like George Washington.

Except for the wooden teeth and powdered wig.

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. Have you chopped down a cherry tree?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

70. Probably. I seem to remember a few drunken chopping incidents.

A cherry tree might've been among the...choppees.

[elshiva]

31. Awww, your avatar is even cuter than the one you had before.

:) :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Hee! Thanks, that is Celeximon.

:silly:

[elshiva]

38. Nice. Thank goodness we didn't get this:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. AHHH!

Put a warning on that would you? :scared::cry:

[elshiva]

46. Sorry, we got that one instead:

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Much better.

Thank you. :D

[elshiva]

52. You are welcome. He's hot.

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. He is.

We have a pretty president.

[elshiva]

59. Purdier than this?

"Pucker up, sugar lips."

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. AHHH!!!!!!

:cry:

[elshiva]

69. Sorry, that stooge was NEVER actually president. He just took

up space. Here is the REAL president:

[arcadian]

41. I'm smoking some killah.

I'm celebrating too. I'm celebrating... my ability to get good bud.

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Are you going to share with the whole class?

:rofl:

[arcadian]

48. I can't... I lied... I just said that to score points with the cool kids.

I'm just sitting here drinking warm diet coke.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. To get in with the cool kids, you must stop getting their hopes up.

:rofl:

[arcadian]

53. What are the consequences of that? A pummbelling*?

*I spelled it wrong on purpose to be cute.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. I don't know.

Am I one of the cool kids? :o

[arcadian]

62. I think you are, otherwise I don't think I would be talking to you.

I'm like that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. SWEET! I'm a cool kid!

Do I get special powers with my new status? :o

[billyskank]

55. Rut roh.

You're drunk. :o

And I'm actually in the right timezone to see it! :o :o

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. BILLY!

Hi sweetie. :D

[billyskank]

65. Hello.

I think I'm just going to bed now though. I'm tired, don'tcha know.

Enjoy yourself while I'm gone. :*

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Have a good sleep.

:hug: