elshiva
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:47 AM
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How can someone be afraid of a cupcake? |
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*cough* DuStrange *cough*
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:48 AM
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1. ... how can someone NOT be afraid of a cupcake? |
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They are the seat of all evil that is not directly derived from sporks.
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:49 AM
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2. That used to be one of my favorite threats |
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"I am going to kill you slowly and painfully with a spork" damn therapist and all that anger management training! :evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:52 AM
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:51 AM
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3. Cupcakes represent all that is good in the world. |
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Truly those who fear the cupcake do so out of recognition of their own evil.
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:53 AM
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6. Here is the cupcake in question: |
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:02 AM
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:06 AM
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10. But in the end, aren't all of us tainted by some form of evil? |
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... not me though. That door-to-door salesman was TOTALLY asking for it. And some good came out of it, I mean, the rats in my basement were well fed for a week.
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:07 AM
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11. Not those of us who have accepted cupcakes into our hearts (and mouths and bellies) |
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:11 AM
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12. Wait... so by devouring your pure savior alive... |
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that somehow makes you clean rather than unclean?
Mwahahahahaha... :evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:16 AM
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13. Don't question the logic of my beliefs, dammit! |
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:27 AM
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15. I'm not questioning. I'm looking for loopholes. |
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Loopholes that I can take advantage of, so I can kill something pure and innocent and yet still end up retaining my own innocence. Mwahahahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:52 AM
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4. I dated someone whose nickname was cupcake. (Her mom was a fan of the second Newhart) |
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Yes be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:56 AM
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7. I was afraid of a cupcake becoming vice president. |
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Sat Nov-08-08 12:59 AM
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8. Billy Bob Thorton is scared of antiques. |
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:26 AM
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14. Where do mini-muffins fit into this? |
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Sat Nov-08-08 01:33 AM
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17. AAiiiiiGh! Run away, run away... |
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