I'm not as dumb as I look.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Do you think I was born yesterday?

Do I look like I just fell off a turnip truck?

[AmyDeLune]

1. Are you sure you're not just a day late and a dollar short?

or maybe one brick shy of a full load?

(hoping this is meant to be a thread of cliches, if not, just ignore me...)

[txwhitedove]

2. Well, the elevator does NOT go to the top floor. Just saying....

:-)

[trof]

3. You have the cool, clear eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth.

Yet there's that upturned chin
And that grin
of impetuous youth.
Oh, I believe in you.
Yes, I believe in you.

I hear the sound of good, solid judgment
Whenever you talk.
Yet there's the bold, brave spring of the tiger
That quickens your walk.
Oh, I believe in you.
Yes, I believe in you.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/howtosucceedinbusinesswithoutreallytrying/ibelieveinyou.htm
;-)

[DarkTirade]

4. Well yeah, I mean NOBODY could be that dumb, right?

:P

[Ikonoklast]

5. Do you have a brother named Michael, by any chance?

[UndertheOcean]

6. No , you can't be dumber than you look , I don't think it's possible

(~Jesting~)

[wartrace]

7. People who judge intellegence by apperance are ignorant. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

8. Dude, the cheese fell off your cracker a LONG time ago.

[Heidi]

9. I'm not as smart as I look.

:D

[Droopy]

10. Whaaaat?! You're brain is just as pretty as your face.

Now let me go hide from CMW. :D

[Heidi]

11. Har!

No worries. CMW is about as menacing as I am smart. :rofl: :spray:

:hug:

[old mark]

12. Neither am I, and in my case, that's a good thing. nt