Vulcans I need some Help.

[curse of greyface]

The pointy ears are a turn on but she keeps telling me oral sex isn't logical.

[Bryan]

1. Hmm

Fellatio is a culture-specific expression of the biological imperative, and is no more or less logical than any form of intercourse that does not result in procreation. Rejecting it runs counter to the IDIC philosophy (Vulcans like to think they're more tolerant than everybody else, so a little baiting should do the trick).

[curse of greyface]

2. Funny a little baiting was what she recommended I do when i asked for oral sex. nt