Now that i'm back, who wants to hear my annual leaf-raking rant?

[matcom]

x(

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Oh, ME!!!! ME!!!! ME!!!!

Although, I thought last year you had hired someone to do your leaves.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

2. I thought he hired someone to do his rant!

:hide:

RL

[Midlodemocrat]

3. LOL. Sorry about the bookstore, sweetie. I wish it had worked out differently.

[matcom]

5. did that too but they ended up on my ignore list

:P

[matcom]

4. we did last year.... sort of

we did it ourselves until the town came to pick them up which was early. we hired someone to finish the job.

this year, it's all us x(

all day yesterday and all morning today plus the last 3 weekends. the town is coming tomorrow so i'll be hauling what's left myself x(

:loveya:

[sasquatch]

10. I told him he should have you send up Brenda to pitch in for support

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Brenda doesn't do yardwork, freeper. That would be Bob and Allen.

Keep your domestics straight. :eyes:

[sasquatch]

14. My God I would love to have your life right now

:rofl:
Would you be willing to buy some venison from me if I plug a deer this year? You can show off your sophestication while simultaneously hiding your carpetbagger status from your peers.
:D

[Midlodemocrat]

15. No you wouldn't. Trust me on this.

[sasquatch]

16. Nice post *insert some consistent star of a womens straight to tv movie*

:P

[datasuspect]

6. i've been waiting since last year

please, do tell.

[SarahB]

7. If I remember right, there was some sort of leaf blower rant once.

Maybe that was Redstone though.

[Shakespeare]

8. Weeeeeeeee! Matcom is the cowbell of the lounge. Is a leaf blower rant included for free?

Glad to see you back! :bounce: :toast: :woohoo:

[sasquatch]

9. Dude, buy a leafblower

and get Midlo to pitch in Brenda for support.
:D

[matcom]

24. that is so silly

the leaf blower is used to dry off the motorcycle!

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Did your sexy neighbor help?

:popcorn:

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. hahaha! nope

he was stuck with the wife helping! He did get to purchase a new electric leaf blower yesterday since the gas one died last weekend. How you doing?? Did I see that you moved north?? :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

29. Leaf blowers are tools of satan.

:P

Yes, it's true. I've moved up to the lovely Pacific Northwest. :hug:

[davsand]

13. Glad you are back, and can you borrow a pickup truck for the weekend?

Not to fret about hauling those leaves this year! Just load them in the back of a pickup truck and then hit the expressway for a few miles at 65 mph. Amazingly enough, those leaves will just VANISH if you drive fast enough! (I'll grant you, it helps to put a couple of kids back there with instructions to have a leaf fight--but I'm sure you'd NEVER do anything like that--right?)

Again, glad to see you back!



Laura

[Mrs.Matcom]

17. "Now that I'm back"...Huh?

what? did you go some where? And you didn't take ME?? WTF?? oh, and where is my greyhound?? :mad:

[matcom]

18. Kelly Brook and I have been in a hot tub for the last 2 months

i'm a littly "pruny" but also damned tired :P

oh and here:



don't be ungrateful :grr:

[Mrs.Matcom]

20. And just what the F*ck am I

supposed to do with McCain's old campaign bus???

[lizziegrace]

19. ...

:popcorn:

[billyskank]

21. YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!1

:bounce:

[Gormy Cuss]

23. Dude, chop down the trees already.

Are you a slow learner or somethin'?

:P

[SOteric]

25. Pfft on you and your leaf-raking rant.

Where's my BFF Mrs. Matcom!

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Wait, who are you?

:shrug:

[sasquatch]

27. Your superior

:spank:

[supernova]

28. One of the million reasons why I love the country

No damn leaves to rake!

:P

Nobody cares what you do with your yard.

I suppose if'n I felt so inclined, I could invite the neighbor's goats over and they could munch them gone. :-)

Enjoy your chores. :-)

[JVS]

30. I'll put you on ignore to miss that!

[tigereye]

31. sometimes some of mine blow away before I make my son rake and bag them...

:yoiks:

[mwdem]

32. You rake only once a year?

Pussy!:shrug: