So Gordon Ramsey is visiting your restaurant do you?

[curse of greyface]

[billyskank]

1. Get a bigger swear box.

[HEyHEY]

2. Other: Beat the shit out of him in the alley and call him a wanker

[Lucian]

3. I'd throw food at him.

And then I'd hire HEyHEY to beat him in an alleyway.

[DS1]

4. throw out everything but a microwave and deep fryer

and turn the place into a steakhouse :evilgrin:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

5. Knee him in the groin, set the place on fire

And quickly slip out the back.

[Deja Q]

6. Tell him to find Gareth Blackstock...

:D

[kentauros]

7. LOL!!1!!

:rofl:

I think Gareth would win that encounter

[realisticphish]

22. ha ha hell yeah

haven't seen that show in years. Gareth would kick his ass. Gordon shouts, but Gareth looks like he's about to go Norman Bates on your ass

[curse of greyface]

23. Yikes Yes Chef.

I loved the first two seasons of that show (the third season seemed to go to crap for me.)

[datasuspect]

8. who is gordon ramsey?

[kentauros]

10. He's a British prima donna chef that has the reality shows

Hell's Kitchen and Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Although people "may" learn from him, his asshole "style" does more to turn reasonable people off from his knowledge base than he realizes. Now, if it was comedy, ala Chef!, then it would be worth watching :)

There was a great story in The Houston Press locally some years back about life as a chef (Chefs Rule!) The cooking schools never point out the nastiness that takes place on a daily basis in kitchens...

[DS1]

19. this is a really neat read

I seem to remember reading it years ago, but thanks for posting again

[PeaceNikki]

12. One of my many pretend boyfriends

Along with Russ Feingold and Leo DiCaprio.

I have a pretend harem, only with boys.

[puerco-bellies]

9. Other:

Quit using the Au Jus to soak my "dainties".

[Fran Kubelik]

11. oh dear

:spray:

[curse of greyface]

13. How Provincial of you nt

[curse of greyface]

14. dupe

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I swallow me ego and pay very, very close attention to what he has to say

and what he's going to do, because I've run the restaurant so shittily that Gordon Ramsey needs to show up to rescue, I better goddamn well listen to him, because he not only know what the hell he's doing, he knows more than I do.

I love Kitchen Nightmare, and love watching him turn places around - he really does know what he's doing, and has very much a passion for food, AND for helping people to be better!

I've said this to others, and I mean it - he really is doing a kind of chaplaincy with the people he helps out. He's harsh, and sometimes a dick, but always does so with the intention and under the assumption that the people he's helping ARE CAPABLE of pulling their restaurant together, that they WILL pull their restaurant together and WILL make it work. I like that about him.

[PeaceNikki]

16. I agree.

I think he's dreamy. :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Sharpen the knives and wait behind the door.

[MilesColtrane]

18. Charge past "Hell's Kitchen" contestants five bucks a pop to hock into his vichyssoise.

[whistler162]

20. Tell him you use only the best recipies from the books

of great chef's and show him your vanity plate 1G8CHEF

[curse of greyface]

21. I love the British ones... The show seemed more low key and it didn't have that

irritating narration.