You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

[baldguy]

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

You're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

[seemunkee]

1. What do you mean I'm not helping?

[DarkTirade]

3. Jinx.

:P

[DarkTirade]

2. Whatya means, I'm not helping?

[Nevernose]

4. Dick willbe remembered as one of the great authors of the 20th century

I have no doubt of that.

[elshiva]

5. What's a tortoise?

[XemaSab]

8. You know what a turtle is?

:shrug:

[elshiva]

9. Same thing.

;) (I was quoting from the movie.)

[XemaSab]

11. So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

:o

[elshiva]

13. Tell me about your mother...

[seemunkee]

6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments...
will be lost in time...
like tears...
in rain...

[ogneopasno]

7. Let me tell you about my mother!

[jobycom]

10. Cut the crap and hand me a gun, you anti-skinjobber!

[curse of greyface]

12. How many sets of Footprints? HOW MANY SETS OF FUCKING FOOTPRINTS?