How do you like my cupcake?

[Danger Mouse]

He's smiling because he wants you to be happy. Cupcakes bring joy and smiles to people. If nobody'll be your friend, a cupcake will be your friend. They're always trustworthy. If you lend a cupcake money, he'll pay you back. A cupcake would be your designated driver. If you were cruising for honeys/guys with a cupcake, the cupcake would take the ugly one. Cupcakes will let you crash at their place till the heat dies down. Cupcakes don't ask awkward question, such as 'what's in that strangely person-shaped garbage bag?' or 'is that a 30-pound sack of meth?' Cupcakes are kind. They have a great sense of humor.
In fact, they'll smile and laugh as you peel off their wrapper.
They'll grin, nary a care in the world...
happy to be eaten by you...
Their best friend.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. RUPERT!!

:loveya:



Your story disturbs me btw. :scared:

[Danger Mouse]

2. I would never dream of eating Rupert. He's too special.

Besides, he'd shoot rainbows at me or something. I'm scared to mess with him.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. His sprinkles are really miniature razor sharp throwing stars.

Cupcakes are actually very closely related to ninjas. Not many people know this; which is how they like it. So you gotta keep that on the DL, 'kay?

[Danger Mouse]

4. Now that I think of it, they look more like shards of broken glass than sprinkles.

You're making me afraid of my own avatar. :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Just don't try to eat him.

You'll be fiiiine.

[Danger Mouse]

6. How do I know that he's not just somebody you made me put as my avatar...

to assassinate me while I'm least expecting it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Why would I do that?

You're totally like my BFF! Ohmigawd!

[Danger Mouse]

8. Aww, well...

when you say it like that...
:hug:
maybe he's my guard cupcake then.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Yeah, he'll keep you safe

whenever you venture into GD/GDP, which are still surprisingly hostile. :scared:

[Danger Mouse]

12. You're not kidding. It's gotten even worse!

Have you seen the nuttiness going on in there?
'Cindy Sheehan for Secretary of Defense!'

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Wha?

For real? *sigh*

[deucemagnet]

10. I have several problems with your cupcake.

I tend to avoid anything with pink frosting. From cake to pop-tarts, it's always a sign of sickening sweetness. Also your cupcake looks like it has those silver sprinkles that sort of resemble bbs. I don't like those because when I bite down, I'm always a little bit afraid that there's a real bb in there that will break a tooth.

[Danger Mouse]

11. He is not for eating.

:grr:

[Dr. Strange]

14. Your new avatar frightens me.

Bring back Satan.

[Beer Snob-50]

15. this is a beautiful post!!!!

however it would be more friendly if it was a chocolate cupcake or maybe carrot cake

:9