Corporate Terminology

[Parche]

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer



CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer



INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse



VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower



P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing



BROKER -- What my broker has made me



STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock



FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected



MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks



CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet



BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius



BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex nothing



STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves



STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell



YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

[Deja Q]

2. If this were in GD, you'd have 20 'recommends' by now.

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