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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 01:56 PM
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I got some new pants and they're making my junk all tangled
Goodwill's getting some new pants.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 01:57 PM
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1. pics?
:hide:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 01:59 PM
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3. Skinner would kill me for melting the servers.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 01:57 PM
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2. Dincha notice the "Levi's Junk-Tanglin'" brand tag?
I have no sympathy. Well, perhaps a little.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:35 PM
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4. Hate it when that happens. Gotta spend the afternoon untangling. It's tedious
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:39 PM
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5. Commando?
Or perhaps you should change the elastic before blaming the jeans...



:+
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:44 PM
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6. Once again, I profess the wisdom of a "junk bra",
but the boys will not listen.



:shrug:
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 03:43 PM
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10. If you mean tighty-whities...
...then yeah, some of us are way ahead of ya.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:47 PM
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7. That's why I very rarely wear pants at all.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:51 PM
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8. My mother appreciates it, Trebek
Wait, that didn't come out right at all!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 02:52 PM
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9. !
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 03:44 PM
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11. !!!!!!!!!!!
:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

Let's move on to the Final Jeopardy round.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 03:46 PM
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12. ah.
The male version of "camel toe".....:evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 03:47 PM
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13. Here ya go:
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 03:47 PM
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14. That's annoying!
Men's pants are designed so stupid, I never find pants that fit right, I always have to buy baggy jeans so I don't squeeze the lemons, they need to design jeans with a little more give in the front.
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 05:31 PM
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15. These pants are like a cheap hotel
no ballroom
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 05:33 PM
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16. :thumbsup:
:spray:
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 06:57 PM
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19. Bwahahahaha.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 06:00 PM
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17. Sounds to me like somebody's bragging.
:rofl:

Bake
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-08 06:14 PM
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18. Didn't you learn any rope coiling skills back in Boy Scouts?
:shrug:
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