Am I the only man who doesn't have a lactating fetish?

[DerekG]

I hear this crap all the time. "Oooh, give me some of that!"

When I get married, and have a baby, I can guarantee you I will NOT be drinking excess milk from my wife's breast. It's for the baby. It's sacred. It'd be like masturbating to the Virgin Mary.

[TrogL]

1. Well, she is kinda hot

I'm the anti-christ. I can say those things.

[KitchenWitch]

2. As a previously lactating woman....

My life partner did not have that particular fetish when I was nursing our daughter. My son's dad did not either...

[Deep13]

3. Nope. Not me either. nt

[mainegreen]

4. Lactating fetish? Errm, not me either.

Not interested in breast milk in the slightest.

[Tom Kitten]

5. bleah

Just wondering what kind of place you are in that you hear that crap all the time...A breast pump factory?

[DarkTirade]

6. Mmm.... Virgin Mary...

Um... I mean, yeah. That's totally weird. :yoiks:

[JVS]

11. So fine and totally not despoiled

[DarkTirade]

12. There are ways someone can get pregnant and still technically be a virgin.

All it takes is a little aim with the money shot.

[Mutley]

7. Most guys I know are grossed out by that.

Not like, you know, we talk about that sort of thing much.

[petronius]

8. The feeding part has nothing to do with it - it's just about lips on boobies

I suspect that 95% of the posters in the Hayek thread (I assume that's where you're coming from) are blissfully overlooking the whole milk production aspects. Basically, making comments about wanting to breast feed is just a 'socially acceptable' way to make a sex joke in public...

[curse of greyface]

9. Um no. nt

[JVS]

10. Sacred? Phhht

It's free milk and more fun to drink than the store brand, dude.