I was arrested for drunken driving

[Tom Kitten]

back in 1986...Ask me anything!

[JVS]

1. 198? How fucking old are you?

[Tom Kitten]

2. I am officially 52

but I'm so good looking people think I'm still in my 30s

[JVS]

4. But 198 was 1810 years ago!

[BlueIris]

3. Did you eventually get convicted of anything? nt

[Tom Kitten]

6. No

I went through Diversion and the whole process cost me about a thousand dollars...including counseling which made me feel better. And I know if I get busted again for DUI ever I deserve the misery that accompanies it...

[Two Sheds]

10. that's about what happened to me...I was lucky

so were you. Here's the good part. If you and I are never in that position again, we will have deserved our good luck. If we are in that position again...

[Tom Kitten]

11. I was lucky too

my excuse was I went to tell my ex-roommate someone was interested in buying his art...Knocked on his door, no reply, went around town, none of his friends had seen him for several days. Turned out he had a grand mal seizure and died alone in his bathroom. Found this out when I went back to his house and arrived right when the emegency vehicles did. It was awful and to this day I remember it... he was my best friend.

[swag]

5. Do you still live in SE?

[Tom Kitten]

7. yes Swag

I now live kitty corner from the former Busy Corner on SE 41st between Holgate and Woodstock...drive by sometime soon and notice the 30 year old Celica I still drive...

Anyways great to hear from you!

[grasswire]

13. wow, so many DU-ers live so near each other!

I am one zip code away.

[Tom Kitten]

15. Portland is such a small town

I run into people I know or recognize all the time! Of course they usually don't appreciate it so I cordially back up and then we exchange insurance information...

[Drunken Irishman]

8. Is that your mugshot in your sig?

If so... ;)

[Tom Kitten]

9. I wish

I've been thinking about changing it, it's Catwoman but from before my 3 year hiatus, I can see how some can like it but others don't...

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Next time you go to an AA meeting

would you ask KitchenWitch to bring me the head of Geraldo Rivera?

[Tom Kitten]

14. But you gave it to me!

and I've never been to an AA meeting but perhaps after tonight I should start! Anyways, you can have the head of Geraldo Rivera back...I'm into plagiarising the Thomas Kinckaid school of art myself, and let's face it, Geraldo's head is just too fugly for that!