Limerick for the Lounge Ladies

[Orrex]

You're eager to share, and it shows,
But your openness, one might suppose--
With your posts about boobies--
Would scare off the newbies,
Yet somehow the membership grows.

[Orrex]

1. I could kick myself

What? No limerick love? :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

2. DuStrange reviews: The Orrex Limerick.

Best limerick I've read this month!

[Orrex]

3. An in-context mention of boobies automatically boosts the value of any thread

Thanks for chiming in!

:bounce::bounce:

[Heidi]

4. "There was was a boy named Perkin..." (nt)

[SOteric]

5. My reply...

Whoa there dude, not so quick
Oversharers here'bouts ain't just chicks.
If the membership grows
Whilst our boobies do show,
It's possible they might just be pricks.

[Parche]

6. There Once was A Poster named SOteric

>...............:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Orrex]

14. My reply to your reply...

So your wish to show off is undaunted,
And, indeed, there are many who want it.
Watch the membership grow
Ere you hear the cock crow;
If you've got it, then by all means flaunt it!

[Guava Jelly]

7. K

Oh ladies of the lounge please, I plea.
Send tons of naked pictures to me.
Though this bit will never work.
And I come off sounding like a jerk.
While my PM box remains ever empty.
:mad: :P

[TZ]

8. Why Orrex...

I didn't know you liked birds! Who knew that posts about blue footed boobies and great tits were so..intimidating....O8)

[Orrex]

10. No? What about those posts in which I asked 'what the heck just flew through my yard?'

IIRC, you were quite helpful during the ID process!

And they're only intimidating to newbies, as indicated in the limerick.

[LynneSin]

9. Just for that I'm gonna show you my beautiful big boobies!!!!

[Orrex]

11. Feh. You can't even see the nipples in that pic.

Wait--do they even have nipples?

[Texasgal]

12. ....

Gee what a nice little sexist post-
makes me wonder what you have to boast?

When the talk to turns to boobs
It goes right down the tubes

and now I must check on my roast.

:P

[Orrex]

13. Magnificent!

Beautifully snarky and on-point, and it scans well, too!

:yourock:
:rofl: