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Rode a horse Yeppers, did that, but not well!
Been to Paris, despite my times in France Yep, been there, loved it
Smoked (Anything) Yep, did this, and yep, I inhaled...as our president elect said, that was the POINT
Bet on a horse Nope, me either
Played a game of Bridge ditto
Dipped a toe in the Pacific Ocean (However, the Atlantic, Gulf of Mexico, Mediterranean: Check) Coast to coast and border to border...so yeah...
Fed a horse did
Seen the Aurora Borealis Seen many times, have been awakened by the shimmer and color change...it's amazing!
Danced with the Devil in the pale moon light To the best of my knowledge, have not!
Cleaned up after a horse Yep, unfortunately...
Streaked Did
Been to a professional football game Nope, have not
Bought alcohol for underaged ponies Have not, nor for underage humans either
Took a White House Tour Nope
Flew first class Nope
Led a toast to a happy couple Have done this, a few times
Help a Jewish horse escape from the Nazis No but I wish I could have *lol*
Won a movie audition Nope, too unphotogenic to even think about TRYING
Ran for public office Nope, couldn't deal with the BS and invasion of privacy
Taken an ocean cruise Lucky enough to have done this
Dressed a horse in ladies lingerie Just my own horse's ass *lol*
Fly solo No, dammit, me either!
Climbed a mountain Climbed the only mountain in Minnesota, which BARELY qualifies
Painted house exterior *sigh* YES...
Slept in a tent Dude! Seriously?? You haven't?? Aw, man...you gotta sleep in a tent! Even when we're not camping, we'll set one up on our land and camp out right at home!
Touch a horse inappropriately Nope
Played a round of golf Done that, again, badly
Learned how to play a musical instrument Play some piano and some flute, but am not really great at either
Swam in a rooftop pool Yep, and it was pretty cool
Caught by the police making out with a horse in the park
Skied down a hill Yes, and hated it. I don't like cold. And I don't like skis. And I don't like hills if they include the possibility of broken limbs.
Pierced a body part Just my ears, 6 times
Tended an actual bar Nope
Came out to my parents as a horse lover Nope
Planted trees Yes, several
Shot a handgun Yes, a .357 Magnum, it REALLY kicked! And there was very little left of the rabbit...good thing we brought chicken
Painted a mural Nope...oh wait! Yeah, I guess I did...part of one, anyway...
Jumped out of cake on horseback Neither on nor off a horse
Sang in a choir Both in school and in church
Sculpted a statue Nope
Got a tattoo Yep, and would like to get more
Ran off to Vegas to elope with my horse Nope, been in Vegas once, and that was enough
Flew in a helicopter No, dammit, and I would love to!
Known the way to San Jose Nope, but I DO have a picture of me standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona...
Been a roadie for the Eagles Nope
Figured out something ridiculous to say to end this list Hmmmm...nope, I can't either
I've also never: Injected anything into my veins (*shudder*) Run away to join the circus Had cosmetic surgery Thrown a cream pie at a horse Discarded my first pair of pointe shoes
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