Two cannibals are eating a clown

[Book Lover]

One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[old mark]

1. Christ! Not another clown joke.....nt

[Book Lover]

2. Oh bite me

It's hella funny!

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. An "eaten by clowns" joke.

[coyotespaw]

6. A Brazillion clown

:hide:

[C-Mac]

4. not bad. nt.

nt

[merh]

5. The other cannibal responds

"don't worry, this too will pass"

[Book Lover]

10. *groan*

But I laughed before I groaned!

[busybl]

7. really old joke, but still funny

[Book Lover]

8. Thanks!

I heard it for the first time a few days ago in the new Fallout 3 game, so it's new to me. I"m glad to know in my dotage, there is still new stuff for me to discover :-)

[jobycom]

14. Speaking of dotage--an old woman at a rest home tells a man

"I bet I can guess your age." He says "Okay, try." She says "Stand up. Drop your pants. Flap your arms like a bird. Now, fart." The man does each of these, and she says "87." He says, "Wow, that's great, how'd you do that?" She says "You told me yesterday."

That's the good thing about the dotage. Even if you heard a joke yesterday, it might still be new again today. :rofl:

[Book Lover]

17. !!

:rofl:

Oh I needed that. Thanks :-)

[Parche]

9. two cannibals are eating a clone

the one says to the other "doesnt this taste similar"

[PassingFair]

11. A cannibal uprising occurs when a paralized missionary....

can no longer control the tribe.

Later that night at the buffet, a cannibal child
refuses to eat one of the courses.

"No sweets if you don't eat your vegetable"
he is told.....

[gmoney]

12. Freep comes home from jobhunting one day...

...he sits down at the dinner table and his wife puts a plate in front of him with just a piece of cooked roast beef on it.

He says "what about the vegetables?"

His wife says "they're not home from school yet."

[old mark]

13. Actually, I thought it was pretty funny.....nt

[Book Lover]

18. I was just trying to

work in a "bite" line in somehow. Not too well I guess :-)

[old mark]

19. I thought that was pretty funny too. nt.

[4_Legs_Good]

15. Hee hee

I'll have to remember that one.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying:  "Yesterday, two cannibals ate a clown." 
"OH NO!" the President exclaims.  "That's terrible!" 
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. 
Finally, President looks up and asks, "Wait, is that a joke?"

[racaulk]

20. I knew the punchline, and I opened this thread anyway!

Damn you!

:rofl: