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Fri Nov-14-08 12:55 AM
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Advice on getting a shy, Japanese dude some action? |
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So, my buddy, Jon, and I have decided our buddy, Shuske needs a woman. He's here to learn english and is a hell of a good guy. Bitchin' breakdancer too. Now, the goal is to get buddy some female companionship whilst in Canada. The only problem is he's a very shy guy. And his english is a bit tricky. There's PLENTY of Japanese girls here, but what fun is that? He is supposed to be learning english and experiencing the culture, dammit.
Ideas on what to do with this guy?
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Fri Nov-14-08 12:59 AM
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I hear those Palin girls are accommodating.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:00 AM
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You are evil! :toast:
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:02 AM
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3. Yeah, but I want him to enjoy it. |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:06 AM
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Karaoke is very popular in Japan...
Try roller-skating if there's a facility available. Ambiance is way different than ice-skating.
and...from badgerpup
Gambare, Shuske-san!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:07 AM
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5. he can meet japanese girls in japan. |
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:45 PM
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...he would feel comfortable in a karaoke bar...and karoake seems to be universally popular.
LOTS of flavors of girls, in other words.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:15 AM
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6. Find a girl interested in learning Japanese? |
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I think it might take some of the pressure off of him if he met a girl like that, but that's just me. He could also be shy because he doesn't know English very well, so I would imagine having someone who understood the language problem might be a good thing for him.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:16 AM
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7. Get him into every break-dancing set that occurs. |
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Let him attract girls through his skills...they'll have that in common, at least in interest and appreciation.
He'll be able to forget his shyness by talking about what he loves with someone who is also genuinely interested.
Best luck!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:18 AM
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9. hey, that's a good idea. |
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There's always a big ass break-bash by the art gallery.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:16 AM
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8. According to this site, the outlook isn't good |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:23 AM
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10. HEyHEY, I have your answer. |
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Put a Sea Shepherd jersey on him. Tell the ladies he's up here checking the digs to be in on next year's seal hunt.
You know that'll work.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:24 AM
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11. Well, he will have women all over him, but they'll be armed and beating him |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:29 AM
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13. But, he'll have 3 or 4 lookers |
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that want what he's selling.
Gotta play the percentages, bro!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:31 AM
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15. And maybe the OTHER girls will like him all scarred up |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:37 AM
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19. Chicks dig animal rights history. |
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I can confirm that. If it is scars, I'm willing to bet even more so.
Which means, I need some scars, dammit.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:26 AM
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12. How about advice for a shy white dude? |
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Hey...by the way, the girl I asked out last month (the one who turned me down) asked me out last night. Oh yeah. :D
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:30 AM
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14. You told her to get fucked, right? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:34 AM
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I did not. I have no self respect.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:36 AM
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17. It's okay dude... you can still make this work |
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Are you going out? WHen? Where?
I'll show up, pretend the rob the place, then you wrestle the gun away and pretend to beat me until I cry.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE'LL RESPECT YOU NOW!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:38 AM
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20. I believe in giving people second chances. |
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If this ends up going sour, I'll let her know then.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:42 AM
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26. I did too, and that's how I got clamidia |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:42 AM
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28. I don't know if I should laugh at this or not... |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:44 AM
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32. that's exactly what my doctor said! |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:40 AM
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23. You crack me up like no other! |
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Wait, I'll show up, play pretend hero who gets shot. THEN, having cred of shooting another guy to death, your scenario comes into play.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:41 AM
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25. He can SAVE you while BEATING me! |
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Man, she'll wanna marry him.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:47 AM
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This is thinking outside any box ever seen!
Any time that penis touches flesh, we are owed.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:48 AM
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38. Yup, first phonecall rights whenever her friend needs a date to make it a double |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:52 AM
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43. This is an epic post. |
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Since they travel in "packs" it might be a triple...
Depends on the number of friends. This is the only time outsourcing is a good thing.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:53 AM
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44. why didn't men think of this before? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:59 AM
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45. Because we think about being "in the box" so much. |
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Once we start thinking "outside the box" to "get in the box" shit changes.
Word.
I'm going to get punched for this.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:01 AM
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:22 PM
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62. You said "in the box" LOL |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:43 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 01:43 AM by Tilion
I'll run away and cower. I'm half your size.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:50 AM
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40. As your friend, I'd throw it. |
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Beat an asshole like me 2x your size...priceless. Reap those rewards, I got your back.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:51 AM
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:)
I'd buy you a round after that.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:01 AM
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47. No, you'd buy me a round the next night. |
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You'd be far too busy after whipping my ass for your girl.
By the way, next time, pull your punches. I'm too pretty for black eyes, homie.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:04 AM
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I'll watch the face.
I don't like getting hit in the face either. That's how I make my livings.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:37 AM
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18. Actually, in all seriousness |
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What's the plan? DO you have a place picked or anything... how did it happen, what did she say?
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:39 AM
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21. I'll be making plans with her when I call her tomorrow. |
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We both have off tomorrow night so maybe we'll go out for a drink or two. It all happened when I was working and she called me over to where she was and asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. It caught me by surprise.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:41 AM
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Go for a couple drinks THEN you gotta go to a play, or for a walk. Not a movie. Good luck.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:42 AM
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27. I like the walk idea. |
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I'll try that. Thanks. :)
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:44 AM
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31. Walks are good cause scenery changes so pauses in convo are okay |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:40 AM
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I'm just thinking that if he wants to find some common ground, lots of Caucasian Canadian girls like Manga.
Maybe, instead of trying to make awkward small-talk in his broken Engrish, he should tear them apart with his enormous mechanical arms, or slowly peel his own flesh off while being tormented by a menacing stuffed teddy bear* from his childhood.
I believe it was Emily Post who observed that one never has a second chance to make a first impression.
Then she turned into a winged motorcycle.
*given the complexity of this part, perhaps it could just be you in a bear suit. RAAAAWR!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:43 AM
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30. I'm going to need to get him to a party, in a room full of the loosest women I know - call your mom! |
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Dude... Robots come from JAPAN.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:47 AM
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36. Well, I've never seen a robot leave a bar with a hot blonde, so he's out. |
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Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 01:47 AM by HEyHEY
ANd no, old creepy dudes prosthetic limbs leaving with hookers DON'T count.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:08 AM
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:49 AM
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39. Tell him to chat up all kinds of people so he'll be fluently ready |
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when she happens by.
Tell him to explore talking with all kinds of people to learn how to express his thoughts more fluently in English because his different perspectives will be part of his allure for any woman he'd meet. And to practice learning to read other people and how they communicate social cues non-verbally.
We have a marvelous multicultural mix here in my city, so the communications are complicated by having a variety of contexts from which the other party's gestures and signals originate.
Communicate with a variety of people in a variety of ways and you'll expand and your skills will expand and your stay there will be grand as can be.
But since Canada is quite multi cultural, then communicating with a range of people in other contexts will ready your dear chap for the swinging singles scenes that abound these days in most cities.
Talk with tons of people so you're ready to talk with her.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:50 AM
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41. You have the same thing as us |
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There's such an insane mix of cultures here that a new sign language seems to be forming.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:06 AM
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49. Cross cultural communications includes dances and glances |
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and it'll be fun to learn which universal gestures survive across national lines, continents and oceans. I rather wish we did the European cheek kiss kiss here.
That international dimension is exciting. It allows us all more scope and forces us to tune in. And permits us to tune in and respond in an open, flexible manner.
Best wishes !!
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:31 PM
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52. I dated a girl who didn't speak english last year |
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She was from Korea... it was one of the best relationships I've ever had. All of our communication was so basic that you pretty well had to trust the other person because you had no choice AND everything was broken down to its most basic element.
We spent a lot of time sitting silently on the beach or something... then I'd point at something and she'd tell me the word in Korean and vice-versa. It was very nice.
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Fri Nov-14-08 08:24 AM
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51. Hookers and blow, dude. |
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:34 PM
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kinda takes the challenge away.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:36 PM
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54. For "action" call a prostitute. |
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Why fuck around with head games ... if sex is the goal, then just cut the bullshit.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:44 PM
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56. Really, especially if a Japanese girl is no "fun". |
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Your reaction was the same as mine.
Does the poster realize that women are PEOPLE?
:crazy:
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:44 PM
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Sorry, issues taking over. :cry:
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:03 PM
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Oh no, having a few laughs about getting a 21-year-old guy some play while he's in a foreign country... yes how sexist and awful of me, acknowledging human nature and all.... you're the one suggesting a prostitute, which is something I'm against. Hypocrite.
ANd by "FUN" I meant that he can date all the Japanese girls he wants when he goes home... hence he may as well try dating a Canadian while IN Canada.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:39 PM
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55. Take him to see a professional |
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Or find a girl who has a Japanese guy fetish. There has gotta be such a thing. I'm sure it's just a click of the mouse away.
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Fri Nov-14-08 01:46 PM
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and ste catherines st. plenty of women who will be with him for the right amount of money
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:05 PM
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60. I AM NOT BUYING HIM A HOOKER, so stop suggesting it |
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Jesus, it's gotta be somewhat wholesome.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:16 PM
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61. Hookers! What a brilliant idea! |
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:26 PM
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63. You're talking about getting him some "action" but it has to be somewhat wholesome? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:29 PM
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64. Well, paying for it is a bit of a stretch. |
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I mean where's the self-respect in that? Plus, he's shy, so if we can get him to actually work up the nerve to ask out a Canadian girl and all that it'll do wonders for him.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:33 PM
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65. Where's the self-respect in pretending it's about anything but sex? |
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If it's really about companionship then fine. The word "action" in the title is kinda offputting.
IMO just getting a prostitute if that's all you care about is more respectful to all involved. No deluding oneself or any need to delude others.
But that's just IMO... and I'm fucked up, so whatever.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:35 PM
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66. Who says he needs to delude anyone? |
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You can get laid while being honest. In fact, for a girl looking for some fun and nothing serious the fact he's leaving soon could be his best feature.
Trust me, I have no intention of him hurting anyone... plus he is incapable of deceit anyway, he's shuske!
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:40 PM
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I guess I took all that "fool her into thinking you're a hero" joking too seriously.
Sorry.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:41 PM
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70. Did you really think I was going to pretend to rob a restaurant? |
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But isn't it the thought that counts?
I told you I was crazy. I don't know why you expect me to make sense.
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:17 PM
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81. Take him to church then |
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An uptight skirt below the knees but women's job is to breed mega-church. Tell them he's a Buddhist interested in Christianity.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:35 PM
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67. Has anyone suggested buying him a hooker? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:36 PM
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68. Let me guess, you know just the girl? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:57 PM
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74. Look, we're talking about a difference in male and female perspectives here |
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I bet that if you walked into a crowded room full of men and asked, "Would you like to have sex with a young Japanese woman who's a virgin?" you wouldn't have to ask many guys before you got a yes.
That's not going to happen with women unless they're professionals. If they have sex with a guy, it's because they like something about him. They may have an Asian man fetish (one of my work colleagues did), or fantasies about "initiating" a virgin male (as some of my friends do), or they admire great break dancers or they like his personality and/or looks. Without one of those factors, you'll get nowhere.
If you just want him to have sex, you can get him a professional (although don't surprise him--tell him ahead of time). If you want him to have a relationship, encourage him to talk to all kinds of people until he feels at ease.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:59 PM
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76. How about a t-shirt "Asian and a virgin" |
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That'll weed out the non-takers straight away.
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Fri Nov-14-08 02:58 PM
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75. Teach him the universal trick for shy people... |
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ask the OTHER person about themselves, and get the OTHER person to talk. Teach him about 20 things he can ask any woman -- and remind him to ask about follow-up. Should at least get him some good conversation!
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Fri Nov-14-08 03:06 PM
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77. Yes, but to avoid "interrogation mode" |
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which is what some clueless men get into.
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:31 PM
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83. What if you're shy but you also don't really give a shit about other people either? |
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:51 PM
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Who will think of the shy assholes? Won't *someone* think of the shy assholes?!? haha
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Fri Nov-14-08 03:14 PM
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78. Take him down to the lower East Side |
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:02 PM
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80. I did on Tuesday night.... Cordova and Carrall, baby! |
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We went to a bar there.
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Fri Nov-14-08 03:32 PM
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79. He could tell girls that he time travels and his dad |
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owns a big corporation in Japan.
He doesn't look like Hiro, does he?
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:28 PM
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82. "PLENTY of Japanese girls here, but what fun is that"...HUH? |
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Sweet Jesus, I live in Silicon Valley, which means that I am a stone's throw from Mitsuwa Marketplace, which means that if I get in my car, in 15 minutes I can be surrounded by hundreds of Japanese women. Even with Chevron Supreme at $2.65 a gallon, it's STILL worth getting in the car.
"PLENTY of Japanese girls here, but what fun is that?"
Did I say "SWEET JESUS?"
Japanese women are the most beautiful women on the planet. Every Japanese woman I've met has been cool and complex and wonderful. Crazy, sometimes. Really, REALLY crazy. BUT MEMORABLE!
THERE.
I SAID it.
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Fri Nov-14-08 07:50 PM
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86. THink for just a second - he's FROM FUCKING JAPAN |
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Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 07:52 PM by HEyHEY
Where is the fun in dating girls from your own country when you're in a foreign land?
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Sat Nov-15-08 03:35 AM
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Maybe you could have mentioned that a little earlier in the thread, in order to avoid all this confusion.
Chowderhead.
I doubt anyone else has mentioned this, but have you considered a whore? I know one, but she costs $680,000.
Actually, on second thought, expose him to some isotopes and he can run amok in the city, crushing buildings with his giant feet, pulling down high-tension wires with his scaly tail, and picking up the SkyTrain cars so the helpless people can scream "my god!" as he looks in on them.
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Fri Nov-14-08 06:44 PM
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84. first, he should completely coat his body with |
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axe body spray...i mean he should be swimming in the spray until it is coming out of his pores...he will go from zero to pimpin' in 4 seconds...:evilgrin:
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