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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 02:33 AM
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I just had a terrifying thought -- My 15 year old has mono. Does this mean I'm going to have a baby?
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 02:38 AM by Connonym
:-P

Oh come on, isn't it at least a *little* funny? Or am I just sick?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 02:39 AM
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1. Didn't Midlo have the same problem a couple months back?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 03:05 AM
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2. Yes
Unfortunately, it will burst through your stomach and be an alien.

Then it will try to kill you, and the rest of the world.



I guess the baby just skips right to the teenage years. :D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 07:10 AM
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3. Just don't take any plane trips.
Hope the little Connonym feels better. Hopefully, they put him/her on a steroid taper.
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