The Apocolypse is upon us

[krispos42]

It happened today.





In Minnesota.





On the 13th of November.





At 6:42pm CST.















CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE RADIO!!!!!









:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:









And so, it begins. :cry:

[motely36]

1. started sometime around lunch here in se PA

[krispos42]

10. I work nights and stream Air America in the daytime

My savior...





I'm going to blast bagpipe and accordian music in retaliation!



If I could find bagpipe Ramadan music, that would be ideal!

[av8rdave]

2. I say let's declare WAR!

[krispos42]

3. You get the plane, I'll make some Malotov cocktails

Death from above!!!

[av8rdave]

4. Christmas, you're toast!

[krispos42]

6. We'll have to take out their command-and-control first

To prevent an organized response. Field Marshall Bill O'Reilly is the primary target. We'll need cluster falafals and incindiary luffas. Lots of them.

[av8rdave]

12. Field Marshall O'Reilly

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kentauros]

14. If you're gonna declare war, you have to use the right music

365 Days #356 - Christmas Materials (mp3s)

[krispos42]

18. I'm not touching that with an 10 foot pole

Or an 11-foot Romanian.


:P

[kentauros]

21. You mean you don't want a good laugh at Xmas parodies?

:P

Tacoma Women's Choir - Ronnie Gave To Me (3:25)
A parody of 12 Days of Christmas, and by the Tacoma (Washington) Women's Choir - recorded at a concert.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Time for RadioRudolph!

http://yp.shoutcast.com/sbin/tunein-station.pls?id=543558

All Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, all the time!

:scared:

[krispos42]

8. Ack! Ack!

[Pierre.Suave]

7. Hey Krispos...

Tune to 102.9...


All Xmas, ALL the time from now until whenever... and they have been at it for a while now.

[krispos42]

9. That was the station!

And my coworker cruelly turned it up and laughed at me as I fell to my knees, clutching at my head and screaming my denials!




Or something....

[Pierre.Suave]

11. I was forced to hear it last night

and could not get out of there fast enough.

[krispos42]

19. My boss loves Christmas music

Damn him!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. It could be worse.

They could be playing Nickelback, Creed and the Jonas Brothers on permanent rotation.

[Pierre.Suave]

15. or Rush...

:hide:

:P

[Symarip]

16. You've ruined my birthday.

I was far better off not knowing that.

[krispos42]

20. I predict...

...that by the time my kid's driving, they'll be blasting Christmas music on his birthday.










In mid-September.


:banghead:

[stuntcat]

17. :vomit:

I know this is un-American but I wish I could go to sleep until it's over. The consumption freaks me out all year anyway, then they hook it up with religion :banghead: I'm ashamed too because I'm already thinking of the punching bag I might get for Christmas.

[LibertyLover]

22. Gosh, it's late this year -

I went into Sam's Club a week before Halloween and they not only had all the pre-packaged Christmas gifts out, Christmas ornaments out for sale and Christmas trees and decorations out, but were playing Christmas music on the PA system.

[krispos42]

24. Dear God...

No wonder suicide rates peak during the holidays!

[TrogL]

23. The Shoppers Drug Mart here has had it on a tape loop since Nov. 1st

[Lucian]

25. They've been playing Christmas music at the local retailers since Nov. 1st.

:banghead:

What radio station was that on, btw?

[krispos42]

26. 102.9

Methinks the retailers are getting desperate....

[Lucian]

27. They are getting desperate...

sales have been down for Target and Costco this last quarter. Wal-Mart (:banghead:) is the only retailer who has been gaining sales.