Got any other complaints?

[Ellen Forradalom]

Well? Out with it.

:grr:

[taterguy]

1. It's raining

Make it stop

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Tough

A little water never hurt anyone.

[taterguy]

3. It's getting my cigarettes wet

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. This'll help 'em stay lit

[taterguy]

38. Adding fluid will just get them more wet

[arcadian]

5. Your avatar.

It grosses me out. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Oh, we don't like brunettes

Well isn't that special.

[arcadian]

8. No, I just don't much care for Salvador Dali.

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. I bet we don't like our limp watch either

:eyes:

[Haole Girl]

7. Ok

I hate when people cross over into my lane when diving on a winding road, eat potato chips with their mouths open, talk on cell phones while others are trying to enjoy their own company in a restaurant, those who don't get a babysitter for their crying baby or at least let them take a nap before dinner. Hmmm... what else? I hate winters in Texas... oh, maybe I shouldn't get started on Texas. My other complaints include: bigots, racists, assholes, mean people, judgmental people, holier than thou types, people who aren't coordinated enough to talk on a cell phone while driving, people who think everything in the world is either black or white, Repugs (how could I forget?), whiners.... oh, I think I better stop there. :blush:

[Haole Girl]

30. Now I would like to complain that I was the only one not responded to

Guess I'm on your ignore list.

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I wish to complain about this parrot

what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.

[Ellen Forradalom]

14. He's just pining for the fjords

[AlCzervik]

10. nope.

yay for hide thread!

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. yay for ignore

[HEyHEY]

11. Vaginal halitosis n/t

[AlCzervik]

12. you ain't right.

:spank:

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Yeah, I could see where you think I breathe out my hoo-hoo

cuz it has teeth.

[HEyHEY]

21. Sounds like you're a Japanese cartoon!

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. your shy Japanese dude will luv me

[HEyHEY]

28. And if he doesn't they'll be hell to pay?

;-)

[arcadian]

31. I'm strangely both intrigued and aroused by that statement.

Okay, it's not so strange, well, it is but, you know what I'm saying.

[secretoftheoldclock]

13. Effing hangnail...Oh, and a pimple on my butt...

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Let me pop that

[secretoftheoldclock]

25. Ugh. The hangnail was a joke but I really have a pimple on my ass

And it's amazing how much it effing hurts when I sit down!

Now I have a question here: was this post meant to spoof everyone bytching in the Lounge? Because I find it slightly odd that people come on here and will mention seemingly minor things as a topic of conversation. It really riles me when it's coming from someone working in an office. Hell, I am unemployed! I would LOVE to have the chance to post on DU all day and get paid for it!

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. It's a spoof

of people treating me as the Complaint Dept. in real life.

[MountainLaurel]

15. I want to be at home with my dogs and cat

Cuddling and reading.

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Take them with you

problem SOLVED!

[redqueen]

22. Yup.

I'm never having sex again, and it kinda sucks.

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. Okay.

That complaint I will allow to stand.

[kentauros]

24. Yeah, this upper-respiratory cough

is keeping me awake later than I like to be, so I'm dog-tarr'd at work now...

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. here have some heroin

that'll knock it out.

[MissMillie]

32. I hate it when people print to the copier

I can be standing right at the F-N copier trying to copy a book chapter but if I stop to turn the page, someone can bump me out of the way when they send a 400 pg. print job the the copier.



:mad:

[Crabby Appleton]

34. Unplug the network cable

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[dropkickpa]

35. Migraine since Tuesday

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[unsavedtrash]

36. Why am I a babbling fool in her presence?

:banghead:

[Redstone]

37. Nah, I'm fresh out. Thanks for asking, though.

Redstone

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. The fact that you have not named at least one child (yours or adopted)

Absalm El Habib Forradalom.

[DarkTirade]

40. Some kinds of cheese smell bad.