Cell phone found in inmate's rear end

[PfcHammer]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/Cell_phone_found_in_inmates_rear_end.html

Cell phone found in inmate's rear end

AUSTIN — Another day, another cell phone found on Texas’ death row.

Prison staff conducting a shakedown of the row today found a cell phone secreted in the rectum of convicted murder Henry Skinner, said Texas Department of Criminal Justice spokeswoman Michelle Lyons.

They first found two SIM cards, or memory cards, in Skinner’s Bible, she said. Because they suspected he also had a cell phone, they took him to the infirmary, did an X-ray and found the cell phone in his rectum.

Today’s discovery of a cell phone is the second in a matter of days at death row, which is housed in the Polunsky Unit in Livingston.

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[BurtWorm]

1. It was set to vibrate, right?

:bounce:

[LeftyMom]

2. This really should read "cell phone found in Skinner's rear end"

[Deja Q]

3. Oh come on, how many people talk out of their asses these days?

Apart from actors and politicians?

*rimshot*