How many guns do you own?

[sniffa]

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Why?

What happened today? I smell a story coming from this poll...

[sniffa]

4. Only the greatest rapper in the Third Reich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubSTSICa7y8&feature=related

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Motherfucking crime PAYS!

:bounce:

[sniffa]

10. We never die

We just retaliate with hate, then multiply.

[AlCzervik]

3. i have a nice metal Louisville slugger.

that i'm bringing with when i drive my kid to her dance. That's how i roll, with a bat yo, it's more personal that way.

[sniffa]

17. I'm hardcore

I roll with an axe handle. That's right, an axe handle.

[crim son]

5. Best poll of all time.

My answer: none, nor will I ever.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Just one

[AlCzervik]

7. that's pretty much all you need. Can i borrow it for tonight, i think if i put the

roof down it might just fit in my car.

Hear that smelly boy?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Uh... what kinda car?

[AlCzervik]

9. vw beetle as a matter of fact, roof down and some lube and i think i can make it fit.

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Hey, maybe for lube

you can use whatever makes Smelly Boy smell. :)

[LeftyMom]

11. You'll need more firepower than that if you want to survive Walgreens.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It's on wheels

Even if I'm surrounded by subwoofers, I can swing it around real fast. :)

[LeftyMom]

20. Via con deios.

:patriot:

[GOPisEvil]

13. An 88 Magnum. It shoots through schools.

[JVS]

22. The perfect gun for fargin iceholes!

[GOPisEvil]

27. You shouldn't hang me from a hook. My father hung me from a hook. Once.

[arcadian]

14. I have small knife

n/t

[arcadian]

18. I just realized how Freudian that was.

Strike the knife, it's a machete.

[sniffa]

21. I have a large sword

:o

:fistbump:

[LeftyMom]

15. Two, but they came with the rest of the package.

Must say, I'm kinda attached at this point. :9

[Xipe Totec]

16. I own two gums

and they're full of teeth!

[pokerfan]

23. Not that many

A few handguns (.40S&W, 9mm, .357, .380), a couple of rifles (.30-06, .22) and a couple of shotguns.

If I could legally own a submachine gun, it sure as hell wouldn't be a POS Ingram. Heckler and Koch all the way, either an MP-5 or the newer UMP.

[malta blue]

24. I got 2 biguns

at least that is what I was told :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

25. All I need is an intimidating stare.

Guns are for sissies.

[DS1]

26. Big Ups to MC Hit

[sniffa]

31. Notorious H.I.T.

:fistbump:

[Sebastian Doyle]

28. WHY WULD I TELL SOME GUN GRABBIN LIBRULS HOWE MANNY GUNZ I HAVE ???22???22??2?

SO YEW CAN SEND OUT BRAKE HUSSEIN OSAMA'S CEVILIUN SEKURATY FORCES TO CONFISGATE THEM?2?

I DONT THINK SO U COMMI SCUM !11!!1!

[Gormy Cuss]

29. One, but I loaned it to chimpsrsmarter.

She was mumbling something about smelly boys.


PS: It's a fully automatic water pistol with a soap dispenser option.

[graywarrior]

30. I own a cannon. A civil war cannon.

It's strapped to the front of my Toyota.

[machI]

32. This is my weapon, This is my gun. One is for killing, one is for fun

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[siligut]

34. Thread killer!

[old mark]

35. Around 20, but not enough. nt

[DarkTirade]

36. I didn't think I had any

but yesterday was laundry day and all I had to wear was a tank top, and somebody asked me why I was carrying around those guns. :shrug:

[krispos42]

37. I was WONDERING why this was still in the Lounge....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
















(As far as the feds know, I have 2)
:hide:

[PfcHammer]

38. "More than I need, but fewer than I want"

Texas douchebag Phil Gramm :puke:

[Guava Jelly]

39. 1 love gun

:D