My husband left me

[Haole Girl]

Ok, he just went to the store for some more Vodka.

You may spank me now.

Or, not.

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Pretty sneaky!

[Haole Girl]

5. I'll do almost anything for attention

Won't I?

:evilgrin:

[leeroysphitz]

2. You already finished that Fifth that I got you?

Um... Glug glug etc... :)

[Haole Girl]

6. Oh yeah

:toast:

[Xipe Totec]

3. I'll reserve judgement...

What brand of vodka?

[Haole Girl]

9. Effen Vodka!

:rofl:



I sent him to get some VOX.

[Xipe Totec]

12. That's what I have!

Okay, the label says Sobieski, but it's good effen vodka!

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

20. I've been making "effin Vodka" jokes all week....

He's so sick of it, tonight he said, "OK, what kind of Vodka would you like?!" lol

[Haole Girl]

4. Oh, goody, I got a recommendation from the resident asshole

That means so much to me tonight! lol

[kentauros]

8. I thought it was funny

I hope your husband gets Tito's Handmade Vodka

[Haole Girl]

15. Oh, please accept my sincerest apologies

I don't even think someone else could be doing that! LOL

[kentauros]

30. Apology accepted

:D

I don't do that often, but it seemed appropriate, given the tease you made ;)


:fistbump:

[baldguy]

7. If I spank you will your husband get jealous?

[Haole Girl]

16. Prob...ab...ly

:hi:

[Giant Robot]

10. Only if you wear the schoolgirl outfit too

:P

[Haole Girl]

13. Would a plaid flannel night gown suffice?

:P

[Giant Robot]

17. Mrs Giant Robot keeps threatening to start wearing them to bed

Full length down to ankles, long sleeves, high collar. I'm equal opportunity here; I tell her no, I'm telling you no.

:P :P

[Haole Girl]

23. Don't worry

I have plenty of other....

um...sleep wear. O8)

[Giant Robot]

24. I think this is the part where I quickly back out of the room

And try not to blush too much as my thoughts go...in many directions. ;)

[Haole Girl]

25. Don't bump into anything

:rofl:

[Giant Robot]

27. ...

:blush:

[mwdem]

11. He'll probably be gone for awhile.

..Ft. Worth?

[Haole Girl]

14. Yep!

It sucks living in the dust bowl, doesn't it? :cry:

[mwdem]

18. I can't get used to that part.

It's amazing to see a map of Ft. Worth, and how it's boundaries are all over the place.

[Haole Girl]

28. Are you back from MCI yet?

:hi:

[mwdem]

32. Yep, been back a week, and have been battling bronchitis.

I feel like I'll never get well. My spouse and son are away in Africa, of all places, on a job, so I'm home alone with 3 cats, a dog, 2 birds and assorted fish!:hi: back atchya!

[Haole Girl]

34. Ah man...

Can you drink orange juice? Do you have some of that airborne stuff? That sucks. Feel better soon. PM me when you feel well enough to get together, ok? :hug:

[mwdem]

36. Will do.

Hope it's soon.

[racaulk]

19. Dude!!!

You suck. :P

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

21. Oh yeah

I do!

:P

[Gormy Cuss]

22. I don't blame him.

It's Friday night. Vodka sounds good.

[Haole Girl]

26. OMG!

I just remembered I have to take both cats in at 8- effin - a.m. for their annual exams!! Going to be a hell of a morning.

[crim son]

29. Even I felt prompted to respond.

Glad it's a joke. Edited to add: Wench. :P

[Haole Girl]

31. Well

I looked up the definition of wench:

1. a country lass or working girl: The milkmaid was a healthy wench.

That would be I.

:P

[crim son]

62. I knew that.

See?

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[Haole Girl]

35. Sorry dude

Hubby already changed the password on the paypal account! lol

[arcadian]

37. You should go out and sleep with the first guy you meet.

Just to get over him. Do this when you send him out for a pack of smokes.

[Haole Girl]

38. I do believe in am too

inebriated to respond to this in a lady-like fashion.

And may I add: Thank God for spell check!

[pokerfan]

39. Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

[Haole Girl]

40. Yeah, if my huband ever did leave me, nobody would believe it

:scared:

[Sanity Claws]

41. I don't think you need more Vodka

You're already in a funny mood.

[Haole Girl]

42. Funny? You callin me funny?

Aww... thanks. I think. :crazy:

[Critters2]

43. I was all ready to give you

:hug:

Instead, :spank:

[Haole Girl]

44. FINALLY!

I get my spanking!

Thank you! lol

:fistbump:

[Aristus]

45. Oh sweetie, don't DO that!!!

Damn! You had me worried... :scared:

[Haole Girl]

46. Would you still give me a hug?

Or spanking? :P

[Aristus]

50. Why not both?

:evilgrin:

:hug:

:spank:

There. I hope you learned your lesson...

[Haole Girl]

55. Thanks...

and, if I didn't? :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

56. Name the punishment, and it is yours...

My life is but to serve...

[Haole Girl]

57. I'll take death by ice cream

:9

[Aristus]

58. Here! Take your punishment!!!

Are you sure you wouldn't like another spanking? :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

59. Oh. The pic doesn't work

Sigh. Guess I need another spanking. :-(

[Aristus]

60. Aw, dammit! It worked when I did the preview!

That does it! :spank::spank::spank:

[Haole Girl]

61. That outta do it...

G'nite dear friend. :hug:

[elshiva]

47. Is he still gone?

Can we get it on now? :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

48. HE'S BACK!!!

YAY!! More Effen Vodka...or VOX!! :hi:

[elshiva]

52. DAMN IT!

Now I have to put my pants back on. :( :cry:

[graywarrior]

49. Bad! Bad bad bad!

[Haole Girl]

53. Yeah, I know..

Sorry! Really, I am! ;-)

[mcctatas]

51. ,,,,

I was gonna say lucky you, but nope, he's coming back :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

54. Naw

He's the only one who would put up with my crap, and I know it! :-)

[KitchenWitch]

63. Jesus Jumping Christ...you scared the shit out of me...

:spank:

[leftofthedial]

64. more Vodka?

That's what they all say.

[Skittles]

65. scheduling KC2 for an emergency ass-kicking

yes INDEED

[Nickster]

66. OMG. You suck sooooo bad!

[NewJeffCT]

67. I think we're going to have to put you in DU timeout or something

or, just a spanking

:spank: