ANYONE WANNA ARGUE ABOUT RELIGION?

[LeftyFingerPop]

WELL?

[Lucian]

1. Not really, no.

I do enough of that already.

[DarkTirade]

2. I think God lives in the moon

and eats cheese.

Anyone who disagrees with me can go right to hell.

[BrotherBuzz]

16. But Hell serves cheese fondue

No crackers Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!

[DarkTirade]

24. No crackers?

That really is hell! :scared:

[kentauros]

3. Religion is bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lOcRI37cu0

:P

[mcctatas]

4. Sure....

right after I yank my own fingernails out by the roots ;)

[snailly]

5. Go to hell

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Go to Heaven.

[redqueen]

6. Hey did you see that clip of the

priests of different religions duking it out in Israel?

Awesome.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. No, I didn't see that?

[redqueen]

10. ...

http://news.videosift.com/video/Priests-fighting-in-the-Church-of-the-Holy-Sepulchre

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. That looked like Thanksgiving dinner at my house.

[kentauros]

8. Yes!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

11. I am religious, but I have always though religion separates people.

Where I live the Baptist religion is big and I couldn't disagree with a religion much more than that one. I believe in some of their principles BUT from my experience (and that is all I can base this on), Baptist seems to be the most bigoted and hypocritical religions out there. I really mean no offense to Baptists either. This is just my personal opinion.




Hey, you asked!! :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. How I feel is this...

People believe what they need.

I respect those who believe, and I respect those who do not believe.

Religion runs too deep to be argued about.

And this is the last time I will be serious tonight! :P

[Shell Beau]

28. I need to believe that I can beat this damn Mario Kart.

Where is that religion? Surely the Nintendo gods are listening!

[DarkTirade]

30. Baptist, or Southern Baptist?

They are two COMPLETELY seperate churches.

[LeftyMom]

12. Everybody sing the chorus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvx3XhfVe9M

[Robeson]

13. Religion is not part of my life, so no, not really.

[redqueen]

15. Is there a religion where eating mushrooms is a ritual?

I want to join that religion.

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Mushpreterian.

[crim son]

18. Yeah, fucker.

Wanna take me on? (I warn you, I've had a bottle of wine so you may in fact win.)

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

:thumbsup: :hug:

This is the kind of response I was looking for!

[crim son]

20. I would have done better were I not tired from a night out

convincing thirty-year-olds that they are not yet real men. :P

Happy Monday Morning. I'm outta here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Alright...sleep well...

:hug:

[Tom Kitten]

22. How dare you!

I'm right and you're wrong! When you die your soul goes to a garage on East 33rd Street! Get it? Good! EOM

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. n/t

[elshiva]

26. Santa Claus is a black man.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Well, he might be...

:hug:

[elshiva]

29. Do you think so? Have you ever seen the REAL Santa Claus?

:hug: ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. I used to bvelieve in him, now I just hope...

that Christmas blows by ans Spring arrives soon.

[elshiva]

37. I don't believe in Santa Claus, either.

I don't like Christmas that much. I hate Winter because so many homeless people freeze to death and people, especially old people, break their legs slipping on the ice. I hope Spring will come quickly. :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. The older I get...

the more I hate winter.

[coyotespaw]

31. Not really, they're all equally stupid...

:hide:

[Lil Missy]

32. No. My religion doesn't allow it.

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. Ha!

You stay up very late!

:hi:

[Lil Missy]

39. So do you!!

:hi:

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[DarkTirade]

35. Ah, and now a member of the church of 110100 101110 101100 111011 speaks up.

'bout time.

[elshiva]

40. Stop stalking us, Grovelbot.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. hasn't it been argued to death enough over the past millineums?

people die over this shit.

meh. don't mind me. just in my usual pissy mood.

[Fleshdancer]

42. ONLY IF WE ARGUE IN ALL CAPS!

WELL?

BY THE WAY, I'M AN ATHEIST. SO UNLESS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST TOO, I'M JUST GOING TO ROLL MY EYES AT WHATEVER YOU SAY AND RESPOND WITH "PROVE IT". JUST SO YOU KNOW...

[mwooldri]

43. Well if it wasn't for religion we wouldnt have had this...

... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A

[Lil Missy]

44. Jesus was a gay. Shhhhhh!

[MrSlayer]

45. We're already arguing about it.

What do you mean?

[Adsos Letter]

46. sure...

...just give me a second to strap on my suicide-bombers vest, and I'll be right over... :hide:

[hobbit709]

47. There is no God but Finagle, And Murphy is His Prophet.