How do you Do the Duzy's?

[BR_Parkway]

My personal Saturday morning ritual -

• Toss the dog outside while I make the coffee, get irritated if she takes too long.
  
• Fire up DU, find the link to the Duzy's, cross fingers and click.
  
• Hold down Ctrl-F (Find in Firefox) and start typing in ] until the box turns red indicating Not Found.
  
• Mask disappointment on face.
  
• Shuffle to kitchen cabinet to find Bailey's to add to coffee, it's been a bad morning already (besides, it's after 5 in New Zealand)
  
• Close the traitorous Find box so I can begin scrolling.
  
• Open email program to write scathing (ok, whiny) email to younger brother complaining about Mom passing all the humorous genetic material on to him -
  
• Read, laugh, coffee and bathroom breaks as needed to protect both my computer screen and couch.
  
• Cut and paste a few of the funnier ones to little brother (as if he needed any more help being the funny one in the family)
  
• Recommend post, say a Thank you for JeffR (this is a political board, no need to apologize for shameless pandering)
  
• Promise to try harder next week.
  
• Go find a Palin or DLC thread in GD to work off some frustrations
  

[Deja Q]

1. With candlelight, romantic music, and enough massage oil to drown that ugly muppet Elmo with

Wait, this isn't the BDSM room...

[BR_Parkway]

2. Trumped again. Damn!