Tom Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:41 AM
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I'd hate to be a hipster nowadays |
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I mean, what's hip nowadays? Hacking? Lolcats? Jack White? The Sundance Festival? Clue me in, please...I'm really out of touch here with what all you young whippersnappers think is cool...:dunce:
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:44 AM
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1. Good think you clarified that... |
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"Hipster" can mean either a scenester or a pair of low-rise panties. :hi:
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Tom Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:50 AM
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However opening yet another can of worms can be fun...I don't think I'd care for being a pair of low-rise panties either, I suppose it might depend on my owner's personal hygiene habits...}(
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:45 AM
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2. Hint: to save time in the search for bands so obscure nobody's actually heard of |
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just make up strange names. Oh, and you'll need a fixie.
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derby378
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:51 AM
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4. I used to know a guy nicknamed Inevitable Doorknob |
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Such a shame that nobody's used that as a band name. Yet.
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Tom Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:54 AM
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5. My friend was in a band they called |
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The La Brea Arm Pits...so obscure they never recorded, never played a gig, in fact they only practiced a few times...I suppose that could be "hip". And oh by the way what's a fixie? Can I download one?
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:00 AM
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6. fixie= fixed gear bike |
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Edited on Sun Nov-16-08 01:13 AM by LeftyMom
They're perfect, provided you insist they were the most brilliant thing ever and sneer at anybody who disagrees (fellow hipsters will all insist they've heard of them.)
Oh, and you'll need cupcakes. Cupcakes are hip right now, don't ask me why.
Edit: I almost forgot the PBR.
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Tom Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:12 AM
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8. why does this strike me as just being lame? |
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does this condemn me to an eternity in hell on a bus yelling at fellow passengers to keep their fixed gear talk down? (I think they're against the law to ride here) And if someone(mind you I'm not saying it's me) went on a murder spree against cupcake hipsters, could they use the twinkie defense? I'm soo out of touch.
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Sun Nov-16-08 11:22 AM
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11. It's about the irony. |
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Edited on Sun Nov-16-08 11:23 AM by Chan790
*Ride a fixed-gear bike because they're a pain in the balls to ride over up-and-down terrain then boast about how awesome they are.
*Eat cupcakes because they're kind of kitchy and lame with their "fun-sized" cake and absurd toppings like sprinkles or colored sugar. They bring back memories of 3rd grade.
*Drink PBR because it's cheap and nasty and yet exclusive...because until about 6 months ago nobody even carried it anymore. There is a growing trend for Schlitz as well.
Edit: Note the trend...it's about "so lame that it's cool" street value. Next thing...we'll all be wearing Members-only jackets and track suits.
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:04 AM
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7. Just act like a pretentious douchebag and dress like a pretentious douchebag, oh and |
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talk like a pretentious douchebag. You'll blend in perfectly with the other pretentious douchebags.
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Tom Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:37 AM
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9. I dislike pretentious douchebags |
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In fact I tend to disdain them. I dress like a thrift store refugee. But Goodwill is now considered "hip"...So hip the cheapest shirt or pair of pants will set you back 6 bucks at least...I've been reduced to shopping at the little known underground thriftstores where I can buy stuff for a buck...
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Sun Nov-16-08 05:16 AM
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10. If you know of any in my area, lemme know. |
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Only one I've found has almost no men's clothes.
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Sun Nov-16-08 11:26 AM
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12. There was a time, not so long ago, when being a pretentious douchebag was sorta cool. |
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Edited on Sun Nov-16-08 11:27 AM by Writer
Hangin' around at coffee shops... swallowing lattes and philosophizing about extra-institutional thoughts... exploring the zeitgeists of great thought... staying cool and detached from the world...
I think it was called the 1990's. ;)
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Sun Nov-16-08 11:31 AM
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Go to thrift stores (or better yet, boutiques that specialize in used clothing, so you don't have to deal with the proletariat). Buy fitted dress shirts, knit pants from the '70s. Wear those with Chuck Taylors, preferably black. Don't shave, wash hair only occasionally. Go see independent music out at bars, then talk to your loser friends throughout the whole show, disrupting the music for people who are actually there to hear music.
That's a start. Can you tell I think faux, poseur hipsters suck?
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