Screw "that one." Who wants to be in MY cabinet?

[Robb]

Explain the position you seek, and how you shall bribe me to attain it. In 600 words or less.

Do not staple cash to the application. Please use a paper clip. kthxbye :D

[DarkTirade]

1. I want to be a lap kitty.

My job will be to be petted and to chase birds.

I will also pay attention to you when you least want it, and when you need attention I will turn up my nose and walk away.

You will be bribed in eviscerated small animals.

[mcctatas]

2. Depends....

is it a real wood cabinet or one of those chip board and veneer monstrosities?

[MrsBrady]

3. yea, no kidding

if i'm going to be INSIDE a cabinet....

I want REAL pine. I'm not going to work in just any cabinet.

geesh :eyes:

[mcctatas]

4. Figures that the OP is a man...

they never think of the important details! ;)

[rcrush]

5. Behind the canned peas

Next to the canned chili and beans.

[TZ]

6. I want to be the power behind the scenes...

You know like Dick Cheney, only I would be less evil....as to how I am going to bribe you..three words..Nekkid yoga pictures.....:evilgrin:

[Redstone]

7. I want to do what Cheney has been doing. Because I CAN, and you'll be paying ME

for the privilege of having me, not a bribe from me to you.

Get used to the concept. This is how things get done in America. At least for the last 8 years.

Redstone

[Robb]

8. Yes sir. Thank you sir.

:hi:

...Although not as good as the naked yoga offer, I find your argument compelling. :D