How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you (now with all 10 pictures)

[NJmaverick]

[motely36]

1. One of our cats

hasn't learned to do this without using claws.

[Lincolngirl]

2. I have scratches on my lip

right now.
My guy wants his breakfast when he wants his breakfast, and I didn't cut both front paws. Time for the right one!!

He also likes to smell my breath in the morning. Don't ask me? I don't want to go there!!!! Kitty's like stinky things!

[Deep13]

3. That cute, fluffy BASTARD!

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

4. My cats are actively trying to kill me...or at least make me crazy

They don't sleep on my electronics--They walk all over them! Damn fuzzballs hit mute, erase and all sorts of short cuts on my computer. Oh and they also like to change the channel on the TV when they aren't plain hiding the remote

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Sure, blame the cats

for your PUI posts.
:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Good reason to have 2 cats...

keeps the focus off me (somewhat;))

[Godhumor]

6. My cats do eight of those things

The only reason they don't do the other two is because they're not allowed outdoors.

In fact, Cocoa is sitting on my laptop right now and staring at me while I type this on the desktop.

[applegrove]

7. My little cat scratches my cheek when he wants to cuddle with me. Me being asleep

is not acceptable to her.