What If you Gave Jesus Viagra?

[Parche]

[madinmaryland]

1. WHAT!!! No one is going to answer this most important question??

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[Parche]

3. Would He Have A

Res...............Erection?

[mcctatas]

2. This thread is useless without pictures?

:evilgrin:

[PassingFair]

4. He would "rise" from the dead?

:spank:

[DarkTirade]

5. He would just rise again three days later.

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

7. Would he call a doctor after four hours?

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[DarkTirade]

8. No, Jesus doesn't get priapisms.

Because the condition is named after Priapus, the greek god who had a perpetual boner. And christianity likes to pretend that paganism either doesn't exist, or is some form of satanism.

[deucemagnet]

6. ..

[madinmaryland]

9. That is so wrong, but you know that some fundies actually put that

in their childrens' rooms.

:scared:

[begin_within]

10. best laugh of the day

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. what if someone gave you a drink?

would you still be Parche?

what if someone gave the devil Prozac?

[Lady Freedom]

12. You're all going to hell.

Don't worry, I'll save you all a rock! just look around, I'll be the one with the cooling unit plans and the crew for "This Old House" (if they want the project. Be one hell of a show! hehe)to help put it in!

[hobbit709]

19. Now that sounds like this one

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're
an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down
there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a
lawyer?"

[Lady Freedom]

20. hehe!

I LOVE it!

[old mark]

21. Boy, have I heard that before....

...if the fundies are going to heaven, the company will be better in hell.
Besides, I hear it's a dry heat.

mark

[begin_within]

13. HOLD the POWER of JESUS in your HAND brothers and sisters. FEEL the POWER of JESUS in your HAND

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. If even the Son of God has erectile dysfunction issues....

what hope is there for any of us mere mortals?

[krispos42]

15. The Romans would have put the Crown of Thorns someplace else

When the Romans whipped him, he could have fought back.


He would be thankful he's wearing a toga instead of his more usual tighty-whites and skintight jeans.


He'd be called "Our Lord snd Seminator".

[old mark]

16. Jesue is coming soon!

Sorry - so obvious at 5 AM...


mark

[BlueIris]

17. It would give new meaning to the term Second Coming.

It might even have to become the Third and the Fourth (he'd be that good).

[Lyric]

18. Marilyn Manson knows that answer.

:patriot: