Replace any word in an advertising slogan with 'crap'

[Oeditpus Rex]

Crap: The Other White Meat.









GO! :bounce:

[DS1]

1. I'm Crappin' it!

[DarkTirade]

6. That one I usually replace with 'fuck'

Ba du du dah daaaah... I'm fuckin' it. :evilgrin:

[Parche]

2. "We Love To Crap, And It Shows"

:woohoo: :hi:

[lightningandsnow]

3. CNN: The Most Trusted Name in Crap.

[rug]

4. We"re #2. We Try Harder.

[Phredicles]

75. We Crap Harder?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Budweiser: The King of Crap.

[mainegreen]

7. Crap: it's in there!

Prego ad

[mainegreen]

8. Crap: it's everywhere you want to be.

Mastercard or Amex slogan. Can't remember which.

[mainegreen]

10. Dude, you're getting a crap!

[mainegreen]

11. Or alternatively: Crap, you're getting a Dell!

[MrsBrady]

60. sometimes a joke IS the truth

[XemaSab]

9. Pepsi: the Crap of a New Generation

:P

[KitchenWitch]

12. Crap, it's what's for dinner

[AlCzervik]

13. Finger-lickin' crap.

[Franzia]

14. C-R-A-P Spells Relief.

Crap: It Does A Body Good.

Crap, Crap, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What A Relief It Is!

Where's The Crap?

Crap! Crackle! Pop!

[mwooldri]

15. I might get fired for this one: My Life, My Crap. Amex.

[MassLiberal]

16. Sometimes you feel like a crap, sometimes you don't.

[charlie and algernon]

17. Got Crap?

[Auggie]

18. Crap Outside the Bun

[SoxFan]

19. Crap: Fair and Balanced

[Yukari Yakumo]

121. Fox News: Crap and Crap {nt}

[grannylib]

20. Oh what a feeling...crap!

[pokerfan]

21. You deserve a crap today

That could actually work...

[PassingFair]

22. Have a Crap and a Smile!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

23. Crap!

It's job one...........

[MassLiberal]

24. This is my favorite thread EVER

:fistbump:

[BurtWorm]

25. McCain-Palin: Country Crap

[orleans]

35. McCain-Palin: Crap First n/t

[Auggie]

26. I'd walk a mile for a crap

[Art_from_Ark]

76. Some more cigarette ads

Us Tareyton smokers would rather crap than switch!

You've come a long way, baby, to get where you've got to today
You've got your own crap now, baby, you've come a long, long way!

Crap 100's-- they're not for everybody-- but then, they don't try to be!

Winston tastes good, like crap should!

Come to where the flavor is, come to Crap Country!

You can take Salem out of the crap but...
You can't take the crap out of Salem!

[JVS]

86. L.S.M.F.C Lucky Strike means fine crap

Winston tastes good like a crap should.

Newports. Alive with crap.

[Jamastiene]

27. Crap On!

Apply directly to the forehead.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

28. Choosy moms choose Crap.

[BurtWorm]

29. Please don't squeeze the crap

[mokawanis]

30. "Tide clean...as clean and fresh as a crap

[VenusRising]

31. Live in your world, Crap in ours.

:rofl:

[mokawanis]

32. Break me off a piece of that crap bar

[madinmaryland]

33. Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead....

Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Crap-on. Apply directly to the forehead.

[MrsBrady]

34. i'd like to teach the world to crap in perfect harmony

coke, 1971

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. Bwah!

:rofl:



:applause:

[MrsBrady]

56. Fly the crappy skies

[orleans]

36. Crap-A-Roni: the san francisco treat

CRAP-O-LA

mmm mmm Crap

melts in your mouth, not in your crap

[orleans]

85. "CRAP-O-LA?"

i wrote that at ten to four yesterday morning--i have NO FUCKING IDEA what i was talking about or what that was suppose to mean. if anyone "gets it" please let me know. thanks in advance!

[Faux pas]

118. Ricola?

[JVS]

87. craps in your mouth, not in your hands

[peruban]

111. I'll give it a try

The first one is hard to associate.

mmmm, mmm, crap. - Campbell's soup. See my post below

melts in your mouth, not in your scrap - M&M's.

[orleans]

37. !

[jakefrep]

38. Crap on! Crap off! The Crapper!

[rcrush]

39. It takes a crapping and keeps on crapping.

[rcrush]

40. Is it crap or is it memorex?

[rcrush]

41. Craps in your mouth not in your hands.

[HEyHEY]

42. The San Fransico crap!

[rcrush]

43. Sometimes you feel like a crap sometimes you dont.

[rcrush]

44. Live in your world, crap in ours.

[rcrush]

45. Now you're crapping with power!

[rcrush]

46. Crap its whats for dinner.

[rcrush]

47. Rep Stripe: Its crap Hooray Crap!

[rcrush]

48. I'm cuckoo for coocoa craps!

[MrsBrady]

59. ok, thats lol funny

[rcrush]

49. Home of the crapper.

[Lil Missy]

50. Crap: Breakfast of Champions

[Lil Missy]

51. Help! I took a crap, and I can't get up!

[rcrush]

52. No crap is stronger longer.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

114. you have

figured out a way to up the post count.

[Tom Kitten]

53. If your crap lasts longer than four hours

Please consult your physician!

[Initech]

55. C-R-A-P, that spells "crap", baby!

[MrsBrady]

57. CRAP. Something special in the air

[MrsBrady]

58. Can you crap me now?

[Initech]

61. Taco Bell: Crap like a man!

[crim son]

62. Call me infantile, but I'm laughing my ass off.

"Help! I've crapped and I can't get up!"

[eauclaireliberal]

63. "So simple, even a crap can do it."

[Phredicles]

64. The Ultimate Crap Machine.

Awesome thread!:P

[pokerfan]

65. Where do you want to crap today?

(microsoft)

[begin_within]

66. I can't believe I crapped the whole thing.

[begin_within]

67. Oops! I Crapped My Crap

[begin_within]

68. Just crap it.

or, Just Do Crap.

[begin_within]

69. Crap all that you can crap, in the Army.

[jeff30997]

91. Crap!

I was going to say that too ! :toast:

[begin_within]

70. Melts in your mouth, not in your crap.

[begin_within]

71. Sometimes you feel like a crap, sometimes you don't.

[begin_within]

72. With a name like Smucker's, it has to be crap.

[begin_within]

73. Where's the Crap?

[begin_within]

74. We bring good crap to life.

[begin_within]

77. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's crap.

[Phredicles]

78. Sugar-Frosted Crap: It's Cr-r-r-r-r-r-rap!

[begin_within]

79. Gee, your crap smells terrific!

[Phredicles]

80. Silly Rabbit, Crap is for Kids!

[rcrush]

81. Where do you want to crap today?

[rcrush]

82. Please dont crap the sharmin.

[rcrush]

83. Finger lickin crap.

[Phredicles]

84. Reminds me of a song that was popular when I was in the 5th grade:

Col. Sanders came to town,
riding on a chicken,
stuck his finger up his ass,
and called it finger lickin'.

They don't write 'em like that any more...

But to stay on topic: "When it absolutely, positively has to be crapped overnight."

[JVS]

88. I can't believe it's not crap

[Systematic Chaos]

89. Or my name isn't Orville Reddencrapper!

[Systematic Chaos]

90. Now they're after me Lucky Craps!

[Systematic Chaos]

92. Crapex: Takes a licking and keeps on crapping!

[Systematic Chaos]

93. Well, imagine your surprise...

... when you realize,
Reese's Peanut Butter crap is... inside!

[Systematic Chaos]

94. It's not fast food, it's crap!

[jeff30997]

95. Remember that song?

Get your skiis shined up,grab a stick of Juicy Crap,the taste is gonna move you.Take a sniff,

pull it out,the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth.Juicy Crap,its gonna move

you,juicy soft,it gets right to you.Juicy Crap.The taste,the taste,the taste is gonna move

you. :bounce:

[Systematic Chaos]

97. I thought this was still a current jingle for them, or have they moved on?

Juicy Fruit and Big Red have always been my two favorite Wrigley's flavors. :)

[jeff30997]

100. I couldn't say...

I haven't watched TV in the last 4 years except when I go to someone's place or a bar.

Yeah those two are some of my favorites as well.

[peruban]

112. They're still around but they don't advertise anymore.

[Systematic Chaos]

96. You sunk my battlecrap!

[jeff30997]

98. Or...

You crapped my battleshit maybe ? :)

[Systematic Chaos]

99. LOL

:ouch:

[rcrush]

101. Nilla Wafers Simple Crapness.

[Initech]

102. Fox News: We report, you crap.

[motely36]

103. I'm gonna wash that crap right outta my hair!

:)

I can can bring home the crap
Fry it up in a pan
and never let you forget your a man

[MrsBrady]

105. or depending on the guy

you could never let him forget that he's crap.


but that wouldn't be any of the men of DU, of course :)

[Rambis]

104. Rich Corintian Crap (nm)

x

[MrsBrady]

106. if it tastes like CRAP, it's got to be good

or if it tastes like Smuckers, it's got to be crap.

hehe

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

107. How about... Yes, we crap?

:hide:

someone had to do it

[Bertha Venation]

108. Crap: The Best a Man Can Get

[rdmtimp]

109. I'm a crap, you're a crap, he's a crap, she's a crap...

...wouldn't you like to be crap too?
(Be a crap - crap like a crap)

[peruban]

110. Campells crap is mmm, mmm, good

[AbbeyRoad]

113. Subway. Eat crap.

[Skittles]

115. Arby's: I'm Thinking Crap

yes INDEED

[AbbeyRoad]

116. I feel like Crap Tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9M7bsx10I

[pepperbear]

117. craps in your mouth, not in your hands n/t

[TommyO]

119. Crap Different

(Apple)

[Enrique]

120. we will sell no wine before it's crap

[Heidi]

122. "It's Shake-n-Bake. And I crapped." (nt)

[Yukari Yakumo]

123. Clinton -- Ready to Crap on Day One

[Yukari Yakumo]

124. The crap picker upper