I ADORE Christmas, but I always say Happy Holidays

[Erin Elizabeth]

just to piss off right wingers who spend all their energy on stupid things. I say it really loudly and a LOT, too. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! HAPPY KWAANZA!!!! If anyone ever dares to say anything about it, I act all offended. If someone says Merry Christmas to me, I look like I smelled something bad and say "Happy HANUKKAH" and they stammer and apologize.

For my in-law's Christmas card, I always use a stamp celebrating Black History month or better yet, the EID stamps (celebrating the Muslim holiday).

I know it makes them go "what the FUCK?" Hee.

I love how those people always let me know exactly what to do to piss them off the most. They never learn. My little brother used to make that mistake, too. When he was six.

I guess I'm excited because we're coming on to the BEST Pissing Off Right Wingers Season of the Year! And on the heels of a huge national loss, too.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL!!! :rofl:

[realisticphish]

1. i work in retail

and i absolutely refuse to say anything. I just say "have a nice day" or "you too" in response to whatever they say. corporate says that I have to answer the phone with "happy holidays, how can i help you?" but they can jump up my ass

[Erin Elizabeth]

2. I'd do the same thing.

Maybe you don't celebrate ANY holidays at all! Why should you have to say happy holidays?

[realisticphish]

3. i'm an atheist, but I celebrate christmas

i mean, what the hell, the rest of the family is christian, and i get presents. No big whoop :shrug: :D