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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 08:17 PM
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Can I fix my cat's problem myself?
He purrs too loudly and leaves half-eaten rodents on the mat.
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yawnmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 08:25 PM
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1. can't fix the purring, but....
The half-eaten rodents are nice in a stew with a good helping of garlic and a few sliced potatos
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 08:37 PM
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2. what's the problem?
It seems that he is operating at absolute optimal capacity/condition.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 08:57 PM
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3. it's disrespecful when he picks over a catch before leaving it for you
he needs his feline ass kicked
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