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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:00 PM
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OhmiBod - an iPod powered personal massager
aka VIBE

Tell me, do you think there will be a market for this or not?

It makes perfect sense to me - the whole kit and caboodle for the porn watchin' woman on the go...

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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:27 PM
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1. Oh yeah. I think it's going places.
Wish I'd thought of it!

:rofl:

Bake
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:30 PM
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2. Roger that
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:34 PM
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3. No. (nt)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:39 PM
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4. But let's just say Woman X is travelling
She's a busy woman. Doing work-like things. She finds herself in Orem, UT, a town without porn. WITHOUT PORN? She exclaims. WHAT KIND OF FASCIST PLACE WOULD OUTLAW PORN! she wonders aloud. So, sadly, and without porn, she slinks off to bed. But wait - she has an iPod with PORN on it! And a vibrator that plugs into said iPod. She is now happy. Complete. Whole.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:42 PM
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5. I'd take a rabbit and my imagination
over that skinny smooth thing and porn any day of the week.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:44 PM
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6. Ahhh but think of the imagination challeneged?
And those who like a skinny smooth thing?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 01:07 PM
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8. Sounds like a pretty small demographic...
but then again, maybe lots of people here love the idea and are just embarrassed to say so. :shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 02:06 PM
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10. Rabbit!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

:rofl:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 07:24 PM
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17. Everyone I know swears by their rabbit
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:46 PM
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7. I'd bet it drains the ipod batteries real fast.
Other than the ipod gimmick it doesn't look like much to write home about.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 02:00 PM
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9. Does it vibrate in time with the music?

:shrug:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 02:10 PM
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11. Bolero.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 08:42 PM
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18. Led Zepplin IV.
:evilgrin:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 10:47 PM
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19. If I remember my Fast Times lore, Led Zeppelin didn't help him in bed.
Just sayin'.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-08 06:57 PM
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20. Well, he did play the wrong LedZep album
He was told 'Side 2, LedZep IV' and he played 'Side 1, LedZep Physical Graffiti'
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 02:12 PM
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12. it looks like under cabinet lighting.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 02:54 PM
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13. Or an aquarium heater.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 03:37 PM
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14. Or a curling iron?
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 03:40 PM
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15. Good idea, as long as she doesn't get confused and use the ear buds to ...
oh ... never mind. :P
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 04:26 PM
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16. That only works with rap, hip hop and other bass heavy genres
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-08 07:09 PM
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21. If I want a buzz, I'll drink coffee. It's cheaper.
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