From Crappy Commercials to Crappy Christmas Songs

motely36

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:10 PM
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From Crappy Commercials to Crappy Christmas Songs

Replace any word any an xmas song with 'crap'

O Holy Crap
O Little Town of Crap
Crap in a Manger

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jakefrep

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:16 PM
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1. Joy to The Crap!

Crap to the World!
Crap! The Herald Angels Sing

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:17 PM
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2. We Three Craps

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:18 PM
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3. Crap a Torch Jeanette Isabella

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:18 PM
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4. Rudolph the Red Crap Reindeer

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:19 PM
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5. We three craps of Orient are

Bearing crap we traverse afar
Field and fountain, crap and mountain
Following yonder crap

O crap of wonder, crap of night
crap with royal beauty bright
Westward crapping, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect crap

Born a crap on Bethlehem's plain
Gold I bring to crap Him again
Crap forever, ceasing never
Over us all to Crap

O crap of wonder, crap of night
Crap with royal beauty bright
Westward crapping, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect crap

Crap to offer have I
Crap owns a Deity nigh
Pray'r and praising, all men crapping
Worship Him, crap most high

O crap of wonder, crap of night
Crap with royal beauty bright
Westward crapping, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect crap

Crap is mine, its bitter perfume
Craps of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, crapping
Sealed in the porcelain tomb

O crap of wonder, crap of night
Crap with royal beauty bright
Westward crapping, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect crap

Glorious now behold Him arse
King and crap and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
crap to heav'n replies

O crap of wonder, crap of night
Crap with royal beauty bright
Westward crapping, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect crap

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VenusRising

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:23 PM
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6. We Wish You a Merry Crap

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Dr. Strange

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:24 PM
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7. Little Crapper Boy

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Lucian

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:33 PM
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8. Jingle Crap.

I'm Dreaming of a White Crap

Crapnuts Roasting in an Open Fire

Pretty Crap

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motely36

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:36 PM
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9. Julie Andrew sings her new hit

My Favorite Craps

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Franzia

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:36 PM
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10. The Twelve Craps Of Christmas

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Franzia

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:37 PM
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11. Crap The Halls

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Franzia

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:38 PM
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12. Frosty The Snowcrap

Edited on Wed Nov-19-08 03:39 PM by Candy-O

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Franzia

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Wed Nov-19-08 03:40 PM
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13. The Most Wonderful Crap Of The Year

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