I am a winner. For real. - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Wed Nov-19-08 04:57 PM
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I am a winner. For real.

I won a flash drive for attending the job fair at my school.
Once I won a bottle of Windsong perfume in a drawing at our local drug store.
I also won a penis eraser, a penis lipstick, and a "toy" at an "adult item" party.

I have so much win in me. It's unreal.

:silly:

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-19-08 04:58 PM
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1. Keep your penis eraser away from me!

:scared:

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LaraMN

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Wed Nov-19-08 04:59 PM
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3. It's very small.

It wouldn't likely hurt you, but I suppose it could poke you in the eye or something.

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:01 PM
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5. Are you casting asparagus?

:cry:

:P

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LaraMN

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:02 PM
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6. Never!

I detest asparagi!

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Bertha Venation

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Wed Nov-19-08 04:59 PM
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2. A penis lipstick? Wouldn't that be penisstick?

I thought lipstick was for lips.

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LaraMN

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:00 PM
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4. Hee!

It was blood red, that could've made for an interesting effect.

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Bertha Venation

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:14 PM
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7. EW

ewwwwww ew ew ew ew ew ew EW! Ew!

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LeftyMom

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:16 PM
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8. I can't imagine you get many volunteers to have their penis erased.

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:17 PM
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9. That's what I thought.

And Lara said it was very small anyway. (How'd she know?) :blush:

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Inchworm

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:25 PM
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10. "I have so much win in me."

Hand check!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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SOteric

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Wed Nov-19-08 05:30 PM
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11. Kewel!

Here's 40 bucks, go buy me some super lotto tickets.

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