What's the most sexist musical instrument ever?

[Deja Q]

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[XemaSab]

1. The skin flute

n/t

[billyskank]

3. Oh

:blush:

[peruban]

2. The Sitar.

I would have voted for it if you'd included it. I've ways found Indian music to be intensely sexual in nature. Maybe I just think Indian women are hot.

[mwooldri]

4. Accordian. I haven't seen many female accordian players. nt

[peruban]

6. I went to college with one.

She was surprisingly good.

[trof]

5. The Swinette. Hands down.

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

"My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night."
:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

7. Harmonica

There was once a game show where a woman had to give clues for an object in the category, "Things You Put in Your Mouth But Don't Eat." The object happened to be a harmonica.

So the woman's clues were, "What is 4-5 inches long and you put it in your mouth and blow it?"

[Tikki]

8. The Vibraphone.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZt7VySrAEE


Tikki