BlueDog needs a sordid past

[SoxFan]

One of the local cable television nuts emailed me over the weekend to inform me that he had discovered a "skeleton" in my closet that "nearly made me vomit".

Frankly, I'm pretty boring, so I am wondering what this shocking revelation is. Maybe you can help me make something up:

[TZ]

1. .

I think Gillian Anderson is hawt..Of course as some Lounge gossips know, I have a skeleton in my closet involving her x-flies co star David Duchovney and a hot tub......:evilgrin:

[SoxFan]

2. I'm glad to see the Gillian one is winning

Unfortunately, I'll be damned if I can remember the details!

[Chan790]

3. Seriously dude if you want a sordid youth....

I'll give you part of mine. I've had a colorful 28 years and have plenty to spare.

I now appoint you: Blue Dog who used to work as a bouncer at Black Cat in Washington DC back when Blue had blue hair and was jacked like a New England Patriots linebacker. Blue got totally smashed on legal, illegal and questionably-legal substances backstage with <redacted> who later wrote and released a song about Blue's ex-girlfriend.

[SoxFan]

4. I think I might go with this

Gotta work the Gillian Anderson part in, though...