Best Movie Crucifixion of All Time

[JCMach1]

What is your favorite?

[maveric]

1. Always look on the bright side of life...Doo doo doo, doo, doot

Doo doo doo, doo, doot!

[CanuckAmok]

2. Incidentally, the soundtrack to this film is available in the foyer...

They'll never make their money back...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. All together now!

Listen on Media player here: http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=720675&q=Lo

And the original here: http://www.tpdada.art.pl/wabik/mp3/Beksinski/Monty%20Python%20-%20Always%20Look%20On%20The%20Bright%20Side%20Of%20Life.mp3

(takes some time but good quality)


From
http://thebards.net/music/lyrics/A_Faire_To_Remember/Bright_Side_Of_Life.shtml

words and music by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

KEY Am

verse:
Am G
Am G
Am G E7
A7 D7

chorus:
G E7 Am D7
G E7 A7 D7

[Ladyhawk]

3. How about adding "Spartacus"?

I voted Life of Brian, though.

[JCMach1]

5. Good point!

[cprise]

4. MOMMY DEAREST

You asked for it...

[Bridget Burke]

6. TV's leading crucifixion: Xena, Warrior Princess!

Julius Caesar* crucified her twice!



* played by Karl Urban, more recently seen as Eomer of Rohan.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Does "Jesus Christ, Superstar" count?

n/t

[Bucky]

8. Museum security guard done by Hannibal Lecter in "Silence of the Lambs"

When Anthony Hopkins escaped from police custody in the Memphis museum in Silence of the lambs, he did it in part by carving off the face of the security guard watching him and then draping the body up among the klieg lights and silk draperies that he found on site.

It brought a tear to me eye.

[Mobius]

9. Spartacus with kirk douglas

imho

[underpants]

10. What no "Finding Nemo"?

I could have sworn they had one in that movie....let me load up the DVD.....

[LizW]

12. Victor Garber and Martin Sheen

have both been crucified in movies.

Just thought I'd share.