Ruler can't measure Johnson's impact

[DS1]

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/article.aspx?articleID=20081119_94_B1_Damari595819


:rofl:


Freshman finds success as returner and receiver.


Damaris Johnson will be one of the smallest players in Saturday's Tulane-Tulsa football game.

Size has never mattered to Johnson, and he may be able to make the biggest impact.

"He's just a special young man," Tulsa coach Todd Graham said. "I don't know where they list him as in terms of how tall he is. He may be 5-7, but he plays 11-foot tall."

Johnson, a true freshman from Norco, La., has excelled on kickoff returns and as a wide receiver. He has a team-high 1,796 all-purpose yards, and needs only two kickoff return yards to set a single-season Tulsa record.

Many schools, including his hometown Tulane, didn't recruit him. He heard it was because of his size.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Seriously. You never disappoint.

[MrScorpio]

2. Proof that you don't always need a big Johnson

[Deja Q]

3. Penis jokes rock. Well, at least Hitler would have said that...

:rofl:

[matcom]

4. Personally I need a yard stick

:hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Did you already wear down the first two inches of the ruler?

[matcom]

6. first 4 inches

i've been busy :P

[Pierre.Suave]

9. ah, you started over when the first two were gone?

good thinking...

[Parche]

7. Dont You Get Splinters Up Your Bot?

[matcom]

8. you coat it in bacon grease first idiot

:eyes:

[Parche]

10. Pork You

[DS1]

11. I hadn't realized your ass was so accommodating

Now I feel so unfulfilling and inadequate!

[rurallib]

12. Many coaches didn't want the short Johnson

discrimination everywhere.