My girlfriend, Kelly Brook, bought Mrs Matcom a GREYHOUND!

matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:24 PM
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My girlfriend, Kelly Brook, bought Mrs Matcom a GREYHOUND!

now they are in the living room sucking face while I am walking the Greyhound x(

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Parche

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:26 PM
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1. Fukin Amazing

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matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:27 PM
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2. hey, YOU try and get a leash on that thing!

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:30 PM
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3. Can I join your wife and your girlfriend for a 3-way?

:evilgrin:

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matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:32 PM
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4. YES!

I just let the greyhound run free (as is only right with nature)

*runs back into the living room*

:P

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:33 PM
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6. Dude, I have missed you around here!

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matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:14 PM
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10. missed you too kid

:loveya:

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-21-08 10:16 AM
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22. I haven't missed you.

Kidding.

:loveya:

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Fleshdancer

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:33 PM
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5. well duh

Mrs Matcom has to thank Kelly for such a generous gift. She's classy that way.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:38 PM
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7. Haha

Good to see you.

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SOteric

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Thu Nov-20-08 07:41 PM
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8. Can't Remi pee on it?

Maybe eat it for a pretzel-type snack?

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:12 PM
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9. Why aren't you taking pictures and filming them suck face?

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matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:26 PM
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11. because the sucking has now moved "south"

:P

:hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:29 PM
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12. Same question!

:hi:

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PVnRT

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:31 PM
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13. You, sir, are my hero

And this thread is useless without pics.

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matcom

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:32 PM
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15. my pleasure

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PVnRT

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:34 PM
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16. Mom?

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Nov-20-08 08:32 PM
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14. How could she be YOUR girlfriend

she's my wife!

Here's a picture to prove it

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petronius

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Thu Nov-20-08 10:25 PM
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18. What's up with that ad in the background?

:shrug:

:rofl:

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Nov-20-08 10:29 PM
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19. There is something beside her

ass in that photo?

And if you have to ask what is up when she is around... well...

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petronius

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Thu Nov-20-08 10:33 PM
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20. I only noticed the top of the image because I was scrolling down from above

When I got to the bottom, I was distracted for a non-trivial length of time... :)

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sasquatch

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Thu Nov-20-08 09:14 PM
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17. Awesome

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machI

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Fri Nov-21-08 06:49 AM
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21. A good home can adopt Greyhounds fairly easily

Edited on Fri Nov-21-08 06:49 AM by machI

The dog is free, but it cost $200 to get it to your front door.

When they end their careers as racing dogs, they are either given to a good home, or killed.

I don't have one, but the ones I been around are clean, and they don't bite.

http://www.gpaec.com/adopting.html

http://www.gpaec.com/downloads/app.pdf

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