OMG I need to be cleansed - I had a nice dream about Bush

[GCP]

I dreamt a group of us decided we had the right to walk onto Airforce ! and have a little look-around, considering we pay the $50,000 a minute or WTF it costs to fly that thing.
Anyway, we were looking around and then Shrub comes on board and he's absolutely charming. he's laughing and joking and giving us hugs, and I got a nickname - Sal (my name's Sue),

and the horrible part is, I loved the guy.

I woke up feeling like a complete traitor, eeeewwww. :wtf:

[Blue-Jay]

1. It's OK. Relax

We all have weird dreams. Once I dreamed that a big second butt started growing on my right leg. (OK, maybe my dreams are weirder than most)

[matcom]

2. he didn't um....

violate you did he?

:puke:

[GCP]

3. No, but the sick thing is, I fancied him

Blecchhh :puke:

I woke up wondering what was hapenning with me - is it the first sign of senility!

[matcom]

4. time for a drink

since its before 9:00 am, i recommend Burbon

[GCP]

5. It's maybe the vodka I had last night that caused it in the first place!

:D

[matcom]

6. what, that caused Shrub to be NICE?

THAT'S a given! :D

[GCP]

7. I've got to lay off the booze!

:)

[matcom]

8. well, if you want MY advice

just don't sober up! that's when REALLY :scared: things start to happen!

:D

[GCP]

9. LOL

I'm going to make a big pot of coffee. Hopefully I won't need to slaughter any animals and wash myself in the blood to be cleansed :D

[matcom]

10. put up your xmas lights

it'll make you right as rain :D

[Bucky]

11. Dr Freud's take on your dream

Sue, you had what my ol buddy Sigmund calls a "wish fulfillment fantasy" in which you dream that the reality that you want to be true actually is true. This dream probably shows that in your heart you want your government to have a leader who's warm, personable, and accessible. Walking onto Air Force One suggests a sense of empowerment, a gut feeling that you own and understand your goverment.

The history of presidential behavior makes it clear that Americans usually associate a bit of sexuality with the warm, nurturing side of their leaders. You projecting that onto Bush probably only means that you have a desire to have that kind of leader again. The greeting and openness by Bush sugests that you expect your president to be like that and to treat you with civility and respect. You would have dreamed all of that, according to Freud, only if it was sorely lacking in you waking reality.

[GCP]

12. Phew, Thank God, wipes forehead

I thought you were going to say I actually did fancy him subconsciously!

[SOteric]

13. Pretty much the point I was about to make myself.

But I'll order some chicken blood and download a few voodoo incantations, - just in case.

:hi: