"Nine Words the Wife Uses."

[travelingtypist]

I got this off of a drummer board I hang out at. I laughed so hard.

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So, for all you married dudes...is this about right?

9 WORDS THE WIFE USES

(1) Fine: This is the word she uses to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) (Loud Sigh): This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements she can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is her way of saying F*cK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told her husband to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the husband asking "What's wrong?" For her response refer to # 3.

[SoxFan]

1. #1 and #8

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[lildreamer316]

2. I use #9 on a constant basis.

that's funny as hell, thanks.

[MorningGlow]

3. Yanno...

That's pretty frickin' accurate! I'm big on #9 myself...followed closely by #1 and #2.
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