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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:28 PM Original message |
46 Things That Never Happen on Star Trek |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. 47. Somebody gets drunk and pees all over themself in ten forward. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. 48) |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:39 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I don't think Kirk was particularly bothered who he impregnates. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. #49: Nobody went to the goddamn bathroom! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. people consulted anthropologists or exo-biologists (hell, any scientists) |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
6. Fatass bends over and splits uniform body suit |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Or indeed Fatass has any job at all in the Federation. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. well, at warp speed it was found that since fatties have more mass |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. 50. Anything good. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:46 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Wait till LeftyMom gets here. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:55 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Who? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:56 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. I'll hold him down for you! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Nice post, Khan! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:55 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Spock was Smithers to Kirk's Mr. Burns |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. That's slash, not Star Trek. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Slash? The guy from G'nR? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. NO. Hence the lowercase. |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 07:01 PM Response to Reply #19 |
27. Hmmm |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
13. #47 - Trekkies discover the wonders of spell & grammar check... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
15. Nobody ever farts. |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
16. Women in combat situations wear appropriate footgear... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
20. Nobody ever goes for a weekend at Fire Island |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
22. An entire episode is driven by Starfleet enlisted personnel. |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 06:53 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. The only one is Miles Obrien. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Captain, I sense hostility from that ship that just fired on us." |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
24. Just when you REALLY need your hand phaser,it works. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
25. Ensign Ricky |
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