I'm a vampire!

[rcrush]

Hiss! Scratch!

[Capn Sunshine]

1. here, have a clamato

you'll be set right by jeebus

[peruban]

2. Did you happen to see this week's South Park?

"If you hate life, truly hate the sun, and NEED to smoke and drink coffee you are goth.

If, however, you like dressing in black because it's fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks, and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health then you are most likely a douche bag vampire wannabe boner. Because anyone who actually thinks they are actually a vampire is frickin' retarded"

[rcrush]

3. Smoking is bad for you!

And I'm not old enough to drink caffeine.

[elshiva]

7. I remember Xander telling Spike how bad smoking was...

and Spike said something to the effect that he was already dead. What harm is it going to do?

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. I loved the "goth music" they made up for that show.

Especially the very Bauhaus-like song about burning down Hot Topic :evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

8. How do you ground that which cannot be grounded?

[elshiva]

5. Ror RUUR!

[rcrush]

6. Are there really kids like that?

Who think they are vampires? I havent been around a school in 10 years. Kids were retarded when I was in school but I didnt think they were this dumb.

[peruban]

11. Not really.

Some psychos might but most are likely douche bag vampire wannabe boners.

[leeroysphitz]

9. Well I am a zombie.

Rrrrr and so forth.

[harmonicon]

10. you are not