My 3 year old daughter is making a cake

[underpants]

Wow you are thinking-a 3 year old making a cake?

Yyyyyyyyyyyep
the cake consists of

a wooden drum
two rocks
the letter R (from the former refrigerator letters)
a plastic coin
Cinderella and Little Mermaid figurines

I was just informed that couldn't have the cake because its not my birthday because I am not 5 years old
I may have a birthday next week I was told in which case I can have the cake.....or if I am a mice

[Orsino]

1. Your daughter understands that half the fun of cake is the rules...

...and telling people they can't have any.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. That's some cake LOL