Complete this sentence: I'm going to have to rent a backhoe to _______________________.

[Bertha Venation]

get rid of all the catalogs that have come in the mail since Halloween.

[malta blue]

1. finish getting all the leaves off the lawn

:(

I have hauled at least 50 tarploads out to the woods. The yard is still covered in them. :banghead:

[Bertha Venation]

2. damn!

Poor thing. That's a helluva lotta leaves. How much land do you have there?

[malta blue]

3. The side yard is about an acre, lined by woods on two sides

and the maple and oak trees are at least 40 feet tall. Old trees - love them but damn....

[Bertha Venation]

4. As my MIL would say

shee-it.

[skooooo]

5. back this ho(e) up!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. kick skittles' ass?

:hide:

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. to scrape the residue out of my life.

[insanity]

8. relieve pressure

[vard28]

9. transport all of my cartoon animal vibrators.

Fun with two posts at once. What's not to like? :hi:

[Bertha Venation]

14. Indeed!

:hi:

[skygazer]

10. ... dig a hole to dispose of this body I've got cluttering up the place

:P

[bridgit]

11. scrape all my gold coins, Krugerrands and pieces of eight into my ruby encrusted swimming pool...

after my peasants tally them all up :thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Get rid of this zit

[Bertha Venation]

13. You win today's EW Award.

Ew.

[TX Screwball]

15. bury a horse.

My co-worker told my boss that and asked for the rest of the day off so he could do so.

The guy has no horse, knows no one who has a horse, and has no idea how to run a backhoe.

Dude's got moxie, I tell ya.

[SOteric]

16. Clean out DS1 and matcom's manbox

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