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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:23 PM
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If I am drinking boxed white zin through a straw out of a pickle jar
what does that say about me? :hi:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:24 PM
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1. you live in the frozen tundra
and if you venture out too far, you will get eaten by polar bears...You Betcha!!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:24 PM
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Your posng as one og Midlo's Hooligans!?
:hi:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:24 PM
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2. also
why the hell did you put it in a pickle jar? glass shortage up north?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:26 PM
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5. If you must know...
they are on the top shelf and I didn't feel like climbing on top of the counter to get one!
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:28 PM
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6. so you are a
midget shrew??? *hides*
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:30 PM
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9. And you are...
a dead man? :grr:

:rofl:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:34 PM
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14. awwwwwwww
who loves ya baby?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:40 PM
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16. Jesu?
:evilgrin:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:42 PM
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17. and the black irish
dockworkers and power tools union..:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:54 PM
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18. all of them?
well I suppose I have some time free next week :evilgrin:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:55 PM
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19. We gotta line up by seniority
Hey wait!! Im first!!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:00 AM
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21. Imagine that...
;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:01 AM
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22. I do
all the time.....:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:06 AM
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24. ...
:spank:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:08 AM
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25. Ouch
hey wait...thats part of my dream...Carry on..
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:26 PM
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3. It says
that someone naming themselves after their boobs is having a stiff one. And that's a good thing.

Stiff drink, that is.

What?

I'm bad, I know.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:26 PM
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4. You're Midlo's sock puppet
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:28 PM
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7. you should buy some little paper drink umbrellas, it's a like a party in a pickle jar.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:32 PM
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13. OMG...
you're a genius! :woohoo:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:35 PM
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15. i bought a whole bunch of them at some party store a few years ago, like a gross
of them and every now and then i stick one in a beer bottle between sips, i have some really nice Pilsner glasses but i always just end up chugging it right from the bottle and then burping. I'm once, twice, 3 times a lady.

Plus kids love those umbrellas, you even want to shut up a bunch of little yappers bust out the umbrellas "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH"


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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:59 PM
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20. no wait- a pickle jar calls for something more special
Edited on Sun Nov-23-08 12:00 AM by Capn Sunshine


Cocktail monkeys AND umbrellas
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:01 AM
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23. you can do both imo, you cannot over guild a pickle jar imo.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:09 AM
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26. that's my feeling too.
add a lemon twistie
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:13 AM
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28. i like the cut of your jib.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 12:12 AM
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27. COCKTAIL MONKEYS?
=tremble=

the world is just a little bit brighter, for this having been brought to my attention...cry...
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:29 PM
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8. You're the most fascinating woman I have ever known.
Your intrigue knows no bounds.;)
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:30 PM
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10. ...
:rofl:

:hi:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:31 PM
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11. hoo boy
:popcorn:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-08 11:31 PM
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12. That you are totally sexy.
:loveya: :hi: :hug:
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 03:45 AM
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29. It says that you're out of Guiness...
;-)
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 04:07 AM
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30. What doesn't it say about you...
:evilgrin:
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 04:15 AM
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31. Well I have more class...
(true) I'm pouring my boxed Chardonnay into a glass that used to hold a small candle.

So there!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 04:15 PM
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33. But was it a boutique candle...
or one of those glade scented thingies? :rofl:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-08 09:18 AM
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32. IF:
1. It's a flavor straw.

2. It's more than jar #3.

3. Your shoes don't match.

You may require professional help.


mark
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 02:56 PM
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34. Confession...
I remembered that twizzlers make a great straw and drank glass #3 through one of those, I was however wearing socks (that matched) so does that mean my psych eval can be put off for a while yet? :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 02:59 PM
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35. Whatever it says is NOTHING compared to...
what we say about you.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:02 PM
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36. Is it one of those bendable straws?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:02 PM
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37. are the pickles and/or pickles juice still in the jar
:puke:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:09 PM
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38. It says one of two things: either you don't take your drinking very seriously,
or you're not really Irish. Or both.

Your penance, my child, is to drink five pints of Guinness, each one pulled with a hand-pump up from the cellar, eat a Shepherd's lunch, and lead a sing-along until time. Go your way and sin no more...
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:10 PM
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39. You are my dream girl
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:40 PM
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40. It says you're a chronic overachiever
You don't need to put yourself through all that work to weird people out; you can just drink it straight out of the box!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 03:41 PM
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41. Now that would be weird!
Straight out of the box? At least I used a drinking vessel :crazy:
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