BREAKING NEWS: Alan Colmes to leave "Hannity and Colmes," to be replaced by Biomechanical Hannity

[Tommy_Carcetti]

"Hannity and Biomechanical Hannity" to premier tonight, to feature guests Bill Kristol, Ann Coulter and a mutant potato bug that Biomechanical Hannity will have to do battle with using his laser arm.

[Bryan]

1. What in the hell is that?

This is a real comic and not a Colbert Report joke? I'll be damned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberality_For_All

"It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the “Coulter Laws” have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City."

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I note that "ALI" in the title is highlighted a different color.

"Ali" is one o' them ferner names. Terrorriss names. This is a secret training manual for terrorriss, from the republicans.